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OMEGLE.

Hero said:
Stranger: A wild Abra appears!
You: Oh shit!
You: I'll throw a quick ball!
Stranger: Abra uses scare!
You: What? This is the most random abra I've ever seen.
You: GET IN THE BALL!
You: TRAINER throws a pokeball.
Stranger: Abra uses teleport!
You: Drat...
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You: Needs more cow bell.
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I JUST GOT THE SAME PERSON!​
 
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You: asl plz
Stranger: 14 m indonesia
Stranger: you
You: 67 m japan
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Stranger: hi
Stranger: m or f
You: f
Stranger: cool form
You: form?
Stranger: from
You: oh ca
Stranger: californiaÉ
You: yes
Stranger: nice
Stranger: age
You: 8
Stranger: really
You: yes
Stranger: dont u have school tommorow
You: no
Stranger: why
You: home school
Stranger: o ok
Stranger: why u up
You: coffee
Stranger: lol at 8
You: yes
You: my favorite
You: makes me happy
You: why you up
Stranger: i 18
Stranger: and get mondays off
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You: BOO
Stranger: what the fuck?
Stranger: you scared me!
Stranger: man, I almost die of a heart attack!
You: Really?
You: But me love you long time!
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Stranger: heeey
You: Hello.
You: Pardon me, have you seen a band of midgets carrying an oddly depicted map running through here?
Stranger: i can't say that i have, aha
You: Damn, I'll never find those rascals.
Stranger: you'll get them somedaay
You: Maybe.
You: They are traveling through time as well....
You: That's it!
You: I'll get them yesterday!
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Stranger: hi
You: hi
Stranger: nice to see u
You: you too
Stranger: male or female?
You: female
You: but not for long
Stranger: ?
Stranger: i dont understand
You: I become man
Stranger: wo cao
You: pee standing
Stranger: ni tai niu bi le
You: niu bi tai le ni bi tepni la
Stranger: niang er de, ni shi zhongguoren a ?
You: shi a tai er ni bo de, guonai
Stranger: ni shi na er ren ?
Stranger: ni shi nan de ba?
Stranger: 我真晕~
You: le tai ba roi ba shi ???
Stranger: 咱能汉语聊天不？
Stranger: 哈哈
You: 汉语我哈不？不？咱能汉
Stranger: 你是傻比？
You: 是不？不汉语聊比？
Stranger: 果然傻比
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Stranger: hi
You: Hello.
Stranger: what are you doing?
You: Staring at an overly white screen.
You: You?
Stranger: oh let me color it for you
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You: Hot damn!
Stranger: you're welcome.
You: You win a prize.
Stranger: what is it!
You: A trip to the internet!
Stranger: OH MY GOSH NO WAYYYYYYYY
Stranger: can i bring a friend?
You: So long as they don't have dial up!
Stranger: yeah i don't want them slowing down my adventures
You: You need to be having adventures at high speeds.
Stranger: that is the only way to do it
You: Bouncing around unprotected connections like a cheap business man.
Stranger: i have IE, will this be a problem?
You: I'm sorry you'll need at least Chrome.
Stranger: damn.
Stranger: ...what's higher than chrome?
You: NOTHING.
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Stranger: how are you from
You: i think we need a little clarification on what the question is. are you asking how i am, or where I am from?
Stranger: are you one of the pickle
You: if i were, you wouldn't find out until it was too late
Stranger: so you make eggs?
You: only on wednesdays
Stranger: i like to have omelettes when i eat them
Stranger: then i am overcome with wonderful feeling
Stranger: do your eggs pasturized?
You: must be pasturized twice
Stranger: good
Stranger: they are not aids
You: we must avoid the aids
Stranger: cannot be too careful to not make aids
Stranger: have you ever been aids
You: the aids is the enemy, it must be destoyed
Stranger: i have been aids twice
You: then you must get to the choppah
Stranger: i went inside myself and killed it
Stranger: it was an adventure of wonder
You: did you kill it with fire?
Stranger: i tried
Stranger: but it would not burn
Stranger: i used my acid
You: this is madness!
Stranger: they did not agree
Stranger: the acid won
You: you cannot bring aids to an acid fight
Stranger: i will be scared when aids can defeat acid
Stranger: that is the only way i know to kill it
You: it will truly be a... wait, I here something...
Stranger: what made it
You: OH MY GOD, ITS THE AIDS!!! MUST DESTROY!!! WISH ME LUCK MY COMRADE!!! SHOULD I DIE, TELL THEM I DIED HONORABLY, FAREWELL!!!!!
 
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Stranger: oh no lost my convo! are you from california?
You: Actually, no. I'm in the Northeast part of the states.
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This one actually turned out better than I hoped!

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Stranger: Hi
You: Hello.
Stranger: Why are you on omegle?
You: Just here to chat with people, maybe make some new friends and such.
Stranger: Fair enough, it is still the internet though.
Stranger: Where are you from?
You: Indeed, it is.
You: As for where I am, I'm here in Rhode Island.
Stranger: Ah, I'm Australian.
You: Ah. An Aussie, eh?
Stranger: Yeap.
You: I know a few Aussies. One I believe was from Queensland and another was from Sydney, I believe.
Stranger: Well I'm from Sydney, but I'm living south of there at the moment.
You: How's it been there?
Stranger: Good, winter's ending though and I prefer it.
You: Heh. We're just getting started with Fall here.
You: And already? It's like... I dunno. Mother Nature's on the rag, or something.
Stranger: Fall's nice though. Hey, if you were an Australian who was moderately hungry, say 5/10, would you cook dinner and watch How I Met Your Mother or play video games and eat later? It's 8:37 PM here.
You: I would. However, I'd have to really adjust to the time changeover.
You: It's like... Ohhh... I think like 5:40 here.
Stranger: That's true. You'd probably be fairly nausious at first.
Stranger: How old are you?
You: 24
Stranger: I'm 21.
Stranger: Wait, nauseous.
Stranger: Whatever
You: Hah. A young'un!
Stranger: =_=;
You: Nah, don't worry. I'm not gonna bust your chops about it too much.
You: Besides, I get roast all the time for my age.
Stranger: Why?
You: Well, what can I say? I'm nearing the quarter-century mark in my life, and already, I feel as though I'm ready for the old fart's home.
Stranger: At least you'd get to sit on the internet all day, you wouldn't even have to get up to shit.
You: XD
Stranger: On that note I'm going to make dinner
You: That's true!
Stranger: Nice talking to you :3
You: Indeed! It's a pleasure!
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BAHAHAHA. NO ONE LIKES CANADIANS. XD!!

You: Hello.
Stranger: helllooo
Stranger: from?
Stranger: ?
Stranger: ??
You: Canada.
You: You?
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Stranger: hi
You: Hey.
Stranger: i hope you help me
You: Oh? Why for?
Stranger: i have a difficult home work
You: You have...a difficult homework
Stranger: yeah
Stranger: topic is
You: Strangers on the Internet?
Stranger: "what do you think about World War 2"
Stranger: around 200 words. go for it
Stranger: i wait and have cup of coffee
Stranger: dont be rush .but maximum is 10minutes
Stranger: 9 minutes
You: World War 2 was about the cleansing of the planet in the eyes of Hitler. Despite popular belief, Hitler wasn't jewish and simply hated jews because they critisized him the most on his artwork and architechural drawings. It was a bloody and terrible war that resulted in new changes in war tactics and warfare itself. It also brought about the---Oh fuck me. I read that question thing wrong. MY BAD. World War 2 was necessary to stop the evil of Hitler and prevent Blonds from taking over the planet. The end.
Stranger: if you discribed great essay, im gonna show you my girlfriend's photo
You: Why would I want to see your girlfriend? I'm not gay.
Stranger: are you female?
You: Lawlz. There are no wominz on the internet.
Stranger: nice!!
Stranger: thanks a lot. good night
You: Peace out.
Stranger: what?
You: Peace out. Like...Oh just go to bed.
Stranger: you too! c ya
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Stranger: HI
Stranger: I'M A CALCULATOR
Stranger: PRESS MY BUTTONS
You: *divides by zero*
Stranger: OH GOD *crashes*
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XD
 
You: Hello!
Stranger: ey.
Stranger: asl ?
You: 25/inbetween/Alabama.
Stranger: inbetween ?
You: Yes.
You: I cross-dress, you see.
Stranger: aha
You: What? Girls make cute boys too.
Stranger: okj
You: I like pretending to have a penis. Do you have a penis?
Stranger: no xD
You: Awe.
You: We can pretend together!
You: 8D
Stranger: ??
You: Well, you said you don't have one.
You: So you have to be a woman.
Stranger: yes
You: which is impossble.
You: impossible*
You: As there are no women on the internet.
You: HOW ARE WE EVEN TALKING RIGHT NOW!?
Stranger: why not
You: PARADOX FUCK
Stranger: okj
Stranger: ..
You: want to touch my phallus?
Stranger: no
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Awe. She didn't want to touch my fake penis that doesn't really exist. -tears-​
 
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Stranger: Hi
You: Hi
Stranger: Where are u from?
You: Want to suck my cawk?
You: It's delicous
You: if a bit drippy
Stranger: horny my ass
You: I blame the aids
You: I got it from a prostitue named tommy
You: He reminded me of my mom
You: You there?
Stranger: ?
You: Hello
You: Want to suck ym cawk?
Stranger: want to suck my ass?
You: Sure...You have any STDs?
You: I love them
You: I have 5
You: They make me drippy
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Stranger: hey
Stranger: f/m
You: May I lick you? :p
Stranger: if u r ahot girl
You: Can I?
Stranger: just lick the monitor if u r so horny
Stranger: u may
You: *licks you* :3
Stranger: did u lick my toes
You: No, just a little lick
You: On the cheek
Stranger: r u a dog, dogs lick like that
Stranger: ewwwww
You: Hehe, I'm just a bit weird like that ;)
Stranger: hey r u a dude
You: You can lick me if you like, I don't mind
Stranger: first tell wat u r
You: I'm not tellllling you just yet
You: So, do you want to lick me? It can be a friendly lick if you want.
Stranger: can spittin work
You: Spitting? Oooooh I don't know if I want to be spat on
Stranger: u know u r a dirty bitch, i know u will love it
Stranger: here comes a huge glob of saliva on ur face
You: Hmm, OK, but don't get it in my eyes D:
Stranger: aaaaaaaahh
Stranger: no i am gona slap u, and call u bitch
Stranger: is that ok, i hope it doesnt offend u?
You: Eek! Uh, OK
Stranger: i am just tryin to be sexy
Stranger: it wud really help me in visulaisin if u told me ur sex
You: *braces self for the slap*
Stranger: wud u now like to give my dog rocky a blow job, he is very gentle
You: Eww...no thanks
You: Anyway!
You: Want to know how well you did?
Stranger: or i hav a donkey hey is very hygenic
Stranger: hes got a big shlong
You: So, what gender did you think I was? ^_^
Stranger: i thought either u were a 12 yr old girl or a 45 year old gay dude
You: Well you can only pick one.
Stranger: nah thats not fair
You: It's perfectly fair! It's part of the game
Stranger: u tell, its the least u can do for all the pleasure i hav given u
You: Not until I hear what gender you think I am
You: Then I will tell you. :)
Stranger: girl
You: Oh, I'm sorry! I was actually a duuuuuuuuuuuuuuuude! =D
You: *impales you on my 654 ft cock* GRRRRRRRRROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOWWWWWWWWWWWWWWLLLLLLL
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The licking game.​
 
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Stranger: hi bob
You: Bob who?
You: This is George
Stranger: gorge bush
You: I think you got the wrong number, Jack
You: Hells yeah
Stranger: fast fart
You: You like what I did with Amerikka?
You: indeed
Stranger: fries
You: and cheese
You: TATERS
Stranger: yes
Stranger: mmmm
You: They call me Tater Salad
Stranger: i kill you!
You: En garde!
Stranger: what
Stranger: ????????????????
You: Touch my penis
You: Please
You: PLEASE?!
You: DO YOU HEAR ME/!
You: I'M TALKING AS LOUD AS I CAN
Stranger: nlb
You: Shit was so cash
Stranger: asshole fucker
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I WON
 
Stranger: i'm soo horny
You: Really? Me too.
Stranger: m f
You: Tell me first.
Stranger: f
You: Oh, that's the stuff.
You: How horny are you baby?
Stranger: youm
You: Yeah. I'm a guy.
Stranger: very baby
Stranger: your cock hard baby?
You: Oh yeah, sooo hard.
You: I could break bricks with it.
Stranger: what you goona do with it?
You: I'm gonna slap you with it. Right across the face.
Stranger: oh yeah baby!
You: Oh, you like getting cock slapped? You dirty girl.
Stranger: I am. A very dirty girl
Stranger: get down and lick my pussy biach
You: Fuck no. You suck my dick like the little slut you are.
Stranger: make me
You: Get on your knees, right now.
You: Btws. My penis is fake.
You: And I'm a giiiirl.
You: YOU LESBIAN.
Stranger: i am
You: Wooo
You: Then why would you suck a dude's dick?
You: You are a liar, madam.
Stranger: both are good!
You: Ah. A bisexual.
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Stranger: hey
You: Hey.
Stranger: wahts up[
You: Nothing much. You?
Stranger: same
You: You should probably entertain yourself.
You: I mean, I'm stroking my penis.
Stranger: wow
You: It's entertaining.
You: I enjoy it.
You: Now, if only it were real...
Stranger: lol
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Stranger: hi
Stranger: stranger
You: Hi, stranger.
Stranger: wanna do something funny ?
You: I'm all eyes.
Stranger: Let's play the game ?
You: THE GAME?!
You: I LOVE THE GAME.
Stranger: yesh
Stranger: want to see more ?
You: Such as?
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Stranger: mr. rick
You: Awesome.
You: You win, sir.
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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: KHAAANNNN!
Stranger: whaaaat?
You: KHAAANNNN!
Stranger: fag o mag
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The fuck?
 
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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: I ruv you!
You: I lur you too!
You: lurv*
Stranger: I rovvvvvvve you!!!!!
You: Well, I dun lurv you no moar.
Stranger: MOAR!
Stranger: I WANT MOAR.
You: NO, THEY ARE MY COOKIES
You: *runs*
Stranger: I want moar cookies. :(
You: But there is cake over there.
Stranger: O.
Stranger: Ill go get that.
Stranger: Bye.
You: Bye
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