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You: I LUV YOU
Stranger: Howdy stranger
Stranger: you do?
You: I DO I TOTALLY DO
Stranger: that's so sweet
Stranger: I love you too
You: BUT YOU CAN'T HAVE MY COOKIES.
Stranger: I don't need cookies
Stranger: when I have your love
You: =D
Stranger: :)
You: WANNA PLAY LIGHTSABERS?
Stranger: I sure do
Stranger: I LOVE YOU LIKE A FAT KID LOVES CAKE
You: I LOVE YOU LIKE PEDOPHILE LOVES KIDS.
Stranger: I love you like I like cake, WHICH IS A LIE
Stranger: !!!
You: CAKE IS NOT A LIE!
You: *shoves cake down your throat*
You: >8U
Stranger: LOL
Stranger: CAke
Stranger: this was a triumph
You: NO
You: THIS IS SPARTAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!
Stranger: NO U
You: >8\_______________________/!
You: NO U!!
Stranger: NO.....U
You: NO UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU~~!
Stranger: Itty bitty baby
You: I WILL RAEP THAT BABY
Stranger: Itty bitty boat
You: IN THE BOAT
Stranger: YOU FAIL
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wat?
 
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Stranger: my dick hurts
You: That sucks.
You: Stick in her pooper
You: that always makes it feel better
Stranger: noooooooooooooooooooooo
Stranger: ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww
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Stranger: Hello!
You: Hi
Stranger: How the heck are ya?
You: Pretty damn good, yourself?
Stranger: Alright, alright. Alive. Hoping for nothing less.
You: Living is good.
Stranger: Awesome! KaPow!
You: Awesome like dirty freaky sex!
Stranger: I suppose. As long as there's extra mud to make it dirty.
You: Pff, why use mud when you can use poo?
Stranger: I suppose I suppose. Or! Both, that way you never know what it is you're using.
You: Best when playing a practical joke on someone.
Stranger: Heck yes. Suckahs!
You: "It's mud, I swear!" "But what's that smell?"
You: Then the random humping ensues
You: Might even bring the dog in.
Stranger: Heh heh. They'll never know what hit them. Literally.
Stranger: The Dog! Poor thing
You: It brings a whole to meaning to "when the shit hits the fan."
You: And why are you feeling bad for the dog? He'll get to put his penis in my bum!
Stranger: I'm all pooped out *wink*
You: Ha!
Stranger: Hmmmm....
Stranger: Well then. What are you up to on the pleasant evening/morning
You: It's nearly midnight, and I'm watching TV naked.
Stranger: Oh yeah? I didn't know TV's could be naked. Odd
You: It know, it's strange, but I didn't wanna ask questions.
You: I also happen to be naked, just in case the TV wants to try something.
Stranger: I get it. Boob Tube. heh heh
You: Lawl
You: I wish I was more flexible
Stranger: Yeah? Why's that?
You: Then I could lick my own vagina.
Stranger: I suppose that's a good enough reason. Or if you had peanut butter.... wait... the poop thing was bad enough for the dog. Nevermind
You: I love peanut butter. And it wasn't bad for the dog. The dog is happy when he has something to hump
Stranger: Every dog DOES have his day. Heh heh.
You: SO...MANY...METAPHOOOOOOOOOOOOOORS!!!!!
Stranger: Haha. Hmmm... well then, it's bound to happen sooner or later, but, asl?
You: 15/both/the mooooooooooooooon!
Stranger: Both. Oh no!.... I'm so sorry. And Hopefully you have enough oxygen.
You: Oxygen is for pussies
Stranger: Yeah! Fuck air!
You: FUCK AIR IN ITS DISTENDED ANUS!
Stranger: ......both of 'em!
You: YES
You: I have to pee. I wish I could pee in my own ass
Stranger: Well, for moi, 19 m ND. That's right. ND. North Dakota. The homeland or pure boredom
You: Yes, ND sucks wrinkly balls
Stranger: You bet! the only thing worth while here is South Dakota.
You: If that.
You: Wisconsin sucks pretty bad too
Stranger: Yeah? Why's that?
You: Because any part of it can be described as bumblefuck.
Stranger: True. It's a good enough point for me.
You: Wisconsin can die along with their cheese.
Stranger: Whoa whoa whoa! I like cheese!
You: NO! FUCK CHEESE!
Stranger: Wha-!?!?!? Why?
Stranger: The only kind your could is Swiss
You: LIES! Soft cheeses are quite fuckable
Stranger: *sniff sniff*... you jerk
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Cheese.
 
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You: o_o
You: -_-
Stranger: o_O
You: o_O
You: o_O
Stranger: O.O
You: u_u
Stranger: T.T
You: >_>
You: ^_^
You: <_<
You: v_v
You: ._.
Stranger: x.x
You: O_O
You: >_>
You: o_o;;
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Daw, I liked this guy.



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Stranger: hi, i'mma boy.
You: I don't want to see your dick.
You: And I'm a girl.
Stranger: i wasn't offering
You: Thank god.
Stranger: TRUST ME, i would not show my penis to a girl
You: Awesome, I love gays.
Stranger: yay :D
Stranger: haha
You: ;)
Stranger: awkward turtle.
You: Don't let it be. It's all good.
Stranger: hahahahahah
You: But I like turtles.
You: :D
Stranger: I LUH TURTLEZZZ
You: They are fucking delicious.
Stranger: oh.
You: So I hear...
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Stranger: i want to look like him!
You: *copy pastes*
Stranger: isn't he fucking gorge?
You: Whoa.
You: Yes...
You: And his shirt is the most awesome shirt I have ever seen.
Stranger: I HAVE IT
Stranger: but it's way too big
Stranger: ):
You: Nice!
You: And that sucks.
Stranger: i knooow.
Stranger: total bummer.
You: Was it 'one size fits all' kinda thing?
Stranger: no it's a small!
You: Oh damn!
Stranger: i know like wtf?
You: You a petite? Or XS?
Stranger: no, i'm like a small or medium!
You: Oh weird.
Stranger: it's effing crazy
Stranger: haha
You: Maybe the brand is all off.
You: What fail.
Stranger: yes, fail fail fail faaaail.
You: Have you noticed how hard it is to find S and M clothing these days??
Stranger: yes actually!
You: It's so hard shopping for my man.
You: I have the problem finding clothes big enough and I have a harder time trying to find them small enough for him.
You: Even the freakin' thrift stores have a shortage of S and M clothing.
Stranger: i know! i love thrifting and everything is like HUUUGE.
You: Yus, makes me sad.
Stranger: *cries & sobs*
You: *pats*
Stranger: hahaha
Stranger: how old are you ma'am?
You: 24, and yo fine self?
Stranger: nineteen
Stranger: :O
You: Bitchin'.
Stranger: i'mma youngin
You: Naw, you're just cute.
You: :D
Stranger: WHOOT.
Stranger: anyways i have to go HAVE A WONDERFUL DAY SEXY LADY
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You: hi
Stranger: hello
You: u lyk sex
You: /
You: ?
Stranger: ich nicht sprechen Englisch
You: Lies.
You: You do.
Stranger: Du sprechen Deutsch?
You: Nicht sprechen Deutsch
Stranger: ...
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i ish boring, but i got a good reaction

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Stranger: asl?
You: does it mater
You: *matter
Stranger: yes, it dos.
Stranger: does*
You: why?
Stranger: I wanna know how long you can keep up on sucking my dick
You: well first off, there are no famales on the internet
You: *females
Stranger: yes, there is.
Stranger: I am
Stranger: wanna suck my vajay?
You: you just said you had a dick
Stranger: I have both
Stranger: I'm gay.
You: having both doesnt make you gay
Stranger: but I have both
Stranger: I was born with both.
Stranger: so, girls and boys can suck on me.
Stranger: and they'll like it.
Stranger: how old are you?/
You: over 18 under 25
Stranger: wtf, are you?
Stranger: bitch
Stranger: stop making me guess.
Stranger: you fuking dumb ass.
Stranger: dnt you know how to type?
Stranger: or, tell your age?
Stranger: ooh~ you're probably 7 years old.
You: i just told you over 18 less then 25
Stranger: you're boring, niggah.
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You: Fascinating site.
Stranger: Hi there, I'm 16 male and looking for someone to cam on msn.
You: Well, you got the wrong stranger.
Stranger: yes
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Fun site, very random. Of course, you get the glut of people looking for this. XD Can't count the number of times I was disconnected after sharing asl. Makes me want to pretend to be a teenage girl. X3
 
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Stranger: hey
You: Hi I am horny the stick
Stranger: really
You: no just a joke
Stranger: good
You: I am sticky the horn
Stranger: okey
You: Wild zigzagoon appeared
You: It wants to eat banana
Stranger: im female
Stranger: idiot
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Stranger: i will fuck ur father in front of u !!!...
You: But he has a girlfriend
You: And that wouldn't turn me on at all D:
 
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