Explain your job/profession badly

[east]

I ask people if they want a credit card that will bankrupt them, and then give them groceries they need.

 

[Kiku]

I help create things that people buy and then put souls into. I also draw these things so people can have fun with them in more ways than one.

 

[RichardSteele]

I make a plastic box so people won't sweat in their car

 

[NoLiferTheThird]

Pay a monthly fee. Get premium "content"

Same^^

 

[LewisPotter]

My work is my hobby and i work with alot of children and adults that like to play games.

 

[Praxis]

People call me, or email me, and tell me the thing they called me or emailed me from isn't working properly.

 

[M.G.B.]

I sit at my computer and wait for people to yell at me.

 

[ƒeral]

People pay me to say what they want to say but better.

 

[obieblu]

I guess what people want, then people who aren't those people tell me they think I'm wrong.

 

[MatchaMochi]

I make crappy-looking ads look a little less crappy while also trying to fulfill every possible wish and request the customer has for them.

 

[Sync]

I read people's inbound emails then rely on my non-existent telepathic powers to figure out what they actually want, and then resort to using my White Man Magic talents to fix their technical issues.

 

[Gina in Orange]

When the doctors and nurses need help they call me, and I google it.

 

[Kitten]

People depend on me to send strangers to their homes that have an arrangement of specialized tools that can easily tear apart objects...

 

[Reverence]

I make clouds.

 

[transcendence]

I sit on the phone and listen to people complain about their bills for 8 hours.

 

[vexxxacious]

bleepbloops

 

[Tassu]

I am a fire brigade for stupid.

 

[Blue Faust]

I assist in laying the ground work for a person to become a citizen.

 

[JamesWeatherford]

I write on a computer something that looks like English but isn't really, then stare at my screen wondering why it isn't working before sending what I wrote to a website, waiting for other people to read it, comment it, and then we send it to another computer on the cloud where it runs. But I spend most of my days on Youtube, BMR or playing video games

 

[Chalarm]

I draw pictures that tell people how to plug stuff in to turn light into electricty.

 

[KinkyWolfdemon]

I make little items to make bigger items.

 

[Miss Eleanora]

I read things that are badly written and then explain why they are badly written.

 

[Victorian_Virtue]

I try to find value that 1000 people before me haven't seen.

 

[hucow]

i make people angry for a living

 

[Dr Bellwright]

From the point of physics – I make electrons occupy specific places, to represent changes.