Explain your job/profession badly

[Lord David Booyah]

I shove paper at everyone that comes remotely near me.

 

[Handyman]

I cleanse textiles and other desecrated surfaces.

 

[BloodRedRomeo]

I cut up unwatchable things and glue them back together to make something (hopefully) watchable.

 

[Sleepingskill]

I cut up unwatchable things and glue them back together to make something (hopefully) watchable.

I teach martial arts

 

[Lord David Booyah]

"I teach people how to violence, and what the easiest way to break wood with their bare fists is."

Is what I think you mean.
I answer phones and redirect people to other people who're more qualified to do my job than I am.

 

[Sleepingskill]

Is what I think you mean.
I answer phones and redirect people to other people who're more qualified to do my job than I am.

Lol more self defense/killing attacks with weapons including empty hands, knives, karambit etc though I didn’t state what type of martial art

 

[Revnarh]

You have to be a little bit more vague, Sleepingskill. How about: I teach others how to defend themselves.

 

[Sleepingskill]

You have to be a little bit more vague, Sleepingskill. How about: I teach others how to defend themselves.

Noted

 

[Revnarh]

I take care of other people.

 

[Neffelin]

I controll lightnings to construct constructs.

 

[Iridescence]

I sit at a desk and type words on a computer, and occasionally answer a phone.

Hooray for menial labor skills!

 

[Sleepingskill]

I teach people to defend themselves

 

[VitaObscura]

I do math and lift heavy things for money.

 

[Neffelin]

I create gold out of shit.

 

[Candy]

Servicing others.

 

[Pazzo]

I cut up unwatchable things and glue them back together to make something (hopefully) watchable.

A movie editor

Is what I think you mean.
I answer phones and redirect people to other people who're more qualified to do my job than I am.

Customer Service Rep

I take care of other people.

Could be anything, A Nurse, A Teacher, A Professional Dominatrix, an endless list.

I control lightnings to construct constructs.

I create gold out of shit.

I'm gonna say a chemist or engineer

I sit at a desk and type words on a computer, and occasionally answer a phone.
Hooray for menial labor skills!

Nothing menial there. Gonna say an editor.

I teach people to defend themselves

Range Officer, or boxing coach.

I do math and lift heavy things for money.

Heavy Crane Operator, or something dealing with heavy equipment, shipping, or otherwise logistically related

Servicing others.

.....quite vauge. Food server, mechanic, therapist, bartender, IE could be anything


Okay, now for me:

People ask me to make things. I make them and deliver them. People then pay me money for this.

 

[Pazzo]

I mix a bunch of different liquids together to make one singular liquid so that another person can drink it and feel fuzzy inside

BARTENDER!!! Has to be.

 

[Candy]

.....quite vauge. Food server, mechanic, therapist, bartender, IE could be anything

HAHA yes. "Explain your profession badly!" Vague and suggestive covers this I think

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[AnitaAngeline]

I have to get up early and sweat my ass off doing manual labor that a lot of people don't realize is manual labor.

 

[Lord David Booyah]

I have to get up early and sweat my ass off doing manual labor that a lot of people don't realize is manual labor.

Cool.
Sounds like either a secretary or a warehouse worker.

I cleanse culinary implements so a big-a** machine can cleanse them better. Also, I dump things into a bucket to be dumped into a bigger bucket that eventually transforms said things into new objects using the power of HEAT.

 

[Laa]

I make magical spells with disappointing results

 

[MuffinDragon]

I momentarily slow down business and get paid to annoy people.

 

[Revnarh]

I deliver boxes filled with stuff that people ordered.

 

[TheDecker]

I crawl through your work places vent's by day and work on your meat by night. (Lol, I work for the Union on sheet metal for ventilation systems and work part time at BK )

 

[Justice]

I amputate human fur