Explain your job/profession badly

[Sleepingskill]

I help people protect themselves

 

[Winterfire]

I cut up pieces of people; dead or alive.

 

[CutesyFae]

I tickle an inanimate object and then people clap

 

[Leon]

I stab the ground to steal from the sun

 

[stealthpanther]

I help take care of things by interpreting observations/ analyses and badly told accounts of their lives by often clueless guardians.

(Take a guess)

 

[fenwick]

"There are things that go bump in the night, and we are the ones who bump back" -Hellboy (2004)

Actually describes my job perfectly.

 

[stealthpanther]

"There are things that go bump in the night, and we are the ones who bump back" -Hellboy (2004)

Actually describes my job perfectly.

Some sort of law enforcement or military is my guess

 

[Sync]

I fix problems for people, and I try to avoid telling them to turn it off and on.

 

[Lady Sapphire Blue]

I buy and sell people like cattle.

 

[Dpravity]

Retired now but since I was once employed I shall go off it. My job was to give people extra belly button's.. Sometimes in other places than their stomachs.

 

[Cantarella]

Socially-acceptable NEET.

 

[PrismBlade]

I wield the power of Zeus in order to push around molten steel

 

[Phobos]

I am an extra body for a man who needs to be in many places at once.

 

[Seranda]

Pay a monthly fee. Get premium "content"

 

[JacobJ]

I press buttons and sit on my ass all day and makes people’s problems go away

 

[TheCheeseShark]

I collect and study various things that come from people's bodies.

 

[DreamingDaniel]

I take care that the internet is available.

 

[Anonyman]

I tell people how to speak, read, and write all good-like.

 

[Cydaea]

I'm a stalk- erm, stocker.

 

[Shade16]

I teach humans how to not drown.

 

[Lazarae]

The government pays me for being useless.

 

[Lady Irony]

I save stupid people from themselves.

 

[Anonyman]

"You want the English language?! You can't handle the English language!"

 

[CuteDragon]

Helping others to make the art i wish I had time to make.

 

[Amante]

I develop things people put in their pee-hole