Explain your job/profession badly

[Revnarh]

You don't have to explain your own job, just make it a bad explanation and let others guess what your job is.

Example: I explain things to young humans.

 

[Rocko]

I fix broken houses

 

[episodesolo]

I have sexualized thoughts about fictional characters and they magically appear on a computer

 

[Leon]

I make lines in the sun for sun stuff.

 

[Sprite]

I get paid to listen to people

 

[Tobias]

people bitch at me all day about their problems

 

[Sleepingskill]

I teach people defense

 

[brokenwater]

I am a dictator....

 

[Sprite]

Hostess

 

[Neffelin]

I melt steel.

 

[Candy]

I do some work for some people.

 

[katuzov]

I ask Brewers if they have tried turning it off and turning it back on again.

 

[Sleepingskill]

I ask Brewers if they have tried turning it off and turning it back on again.

Martial arts

 

[Dogged]

Training people to not speak human.

 

[red ribbons]

i get paid to answer phones and make faces at the rude people on the phones who cannot see me.

 

[Virginia Greene]

I make dozens of people repeat nonsense chants while following a strict schedule

 

[Sleepingskill]

I make dozens of people repeat nonsense chants while following a strict schedule

I teach martial arts

 

[baeleaf]

I yell at insurance companies, and get yelled at in return.

 

[Virginia Greene]

I teach martial arts

nope!
I lead a cult

 

[Dragonfoot455]

I am a glorified babysitter

 

[Cupshamuffin]

I do whatever people want me to do for 8 bucks an hour.

 

[KinkyWolfdemon]

i regularaly maintain a machine whose whole function is to fill holes for hours with plenty of lube and loud noises.

 

[Sleepingskill]

I teach martial arts

 

[lasciel]

I work on the physics engine for a video game about your body.

 

[KayLove]

I mix a bunch of different liquids together to make one singular liquid so that another person can drink it and feel fuzzy inside