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Would you rather

Hmm, maybe this would change if I were older and married or something, but for now the easy answer is everywhere other than home.

Would you rather fellate a smelly, foot long orcish penis, or have your clothes suddenly vanish while you're walking down the street in public?
 
Have my clothes suddenly vanish while I'm walking down the street in public... At least I could run and hide!

Would you rather have to dance for your crush but you have awful dance skills or would you rather finally get to bed your crush but suddenly have "performance anxiety" and be unable to perform to your top skills?
 
Awful dance skills, being I'm clumsy in rl...I have a lot of experience with laughing at myself and enjoying the moment anyway :)

Would you rather soft gentle touches all over, gentle teases and caresses until you groan with need
or
a hand around your throat, nails dragging scratching and teeth nipping, until you groan with need?
 
Oh, so hard.

Mm. I think the more violent route sounds like a good night.

Would you rather eat broken glass or have a live scorpion inserted into your anus?
 
Oh dear. As much as I have a phobia of things happening to my mouth, I'd rather do the glass. There's at least a chance of survival that way, I think. Venomous animal in the ass, probably not so much.

Would you rather have one night of the best sex ever with someone you'll never see again, or have a lifetime of mediocre sex with your soulmate?
 
Gee... that's harsh... but I would like to get old while holding hands with my love.

(Horrible question) Would you rather be sterile and without menstruations, technically allowing you to live byin fucking or, would, you rather become a broodmother worth of a Guinness World Record?
 
Sterile and without menstruation, please. Sounds like heaven, honestly.

Would you rather act in porn or write erotica?
 
Write Erotica. Its a fair enough statement to say I do that already, and I've heard the porn industry can be a shitty business to be in.

Would you rather suck a dick for ten minutes every day for $100 or continue on with whatever job or means of income you currently have?
 
...jimmies...

That is hard *no pun intended*

...suck a cock. 10minutes. 100 $|€|£ ... every day...
That means...techinically saying farewell to my 8 hours of backbreaker job... at thethe doublee of pay... in the half Time i use to commute.
That is tempting.
Afterall... a blowjob is pleasurable to perform as well...

...double income... nullified work hours... and... doing something good...

I'd say... yes, i would suck a cock every day for 100$ rather than half a day and in underpaid environment. Sound convenient.

...gee... ...i don't know...

Feeling whorish... but economically safe, and a whole day to live... or forgetting life but feeling "pure" ...


....QUESTION

Would you rather live in the middle ages or in a far awayparte future?
 
Far away future. Fuck this present shit.

Would you rather have your eyes removed, or your fingertips cut off?
 
Definitely fingertips. No fun either way, but being blind would be harder.

Would you rather give a minotaur the sweetest, most loving blowjob you've ever given, or have five invisible, disembodied penises ejaculate on you at a completely unpredictable time once a day for the rest of your life?
 
Yes :heart:

For the rest of your life, would you rather have to give fellatio for half an hour every day (have to swallow), or cunnilingus for an hour every day? The penis and vagina involved are the most beautiful, perfectly sized and shaped specimens of their kind.
 
Fellatio. It doesn't disgust me at all on someone attractive, plus half an hour is shorter lol. Cunnilingus I don't think I could ever lol.

Would your rather never have meat again (argh) or never have dairy again?
 
Considering I'm allergic milk and/or milk based products, that's a pretty easy choice. lol

Would you rather be wealthy beyond your wildest imagination, but stuck with a life of mediocre sex with random suitors?

-OR-

Be dirt poor, but married to your perfect soul mate and enjoy a life filled with the most exquisite sex you could possibly imagine?
 
Fuck

Why such harsh choices?

One is the usual negative label given to womens that decides that it's their interest in life to marry a wealthy man and live, afterall, a good life

the other, is a pure, lovely, admirable life... but made of pain, sufferences, anguish... but LOVE

...love is important...

but without money (curse that thing)... love is weak-er...
you can love a man... but without the "enough" to live... what's love? ... without a roof to live under... what's love? ...and if we have childrens... what's love if i cannot feed my babies... clothe them... send them to a school and give them a proper future?

...in that overall sight, i would marry a wealthy man... sex is but a secondary thing... tertiary... neither enters the game if that means that i might still love him, knowing that any offspring we'd make will have access to the best schools, be always fed, clean, have best doctors and everything.

...in the big picture, that's the best choice...


...feck...

QUESTION:

Would you rather have the power to see in other's minds or choose to be invisible for a rather short span of time?
 
See into others minds.

Would you rather fuck your mother, who is made to look exactly like your hot celebrity crush or fuck your hot celebrity crush who is made to look exactly like your mother?
 
Omg, that is a really hard one. But I think I'd have to fuck my mother that was made to look exactly like my celebrity crush. I think it'd be the only way I could even come close to pulling it off.

Would you rather be; Rich & Ugly? Or Poor & Good Looking? (hopefully this one hasn't been asked yet)
 
Poor and good looking. A pretty face can open doors where an ugly one may not, sadly.

Would you rather be caught red handed and blackmailed into doing whatever your enemy chooses and live a relatively good life?

Or

Get caught red handed and tortured to the last inch of your life before you're handed over to the authorities?
 
Exciting future of course, though I am very into the past, genealogy, olden times and stuff lol (no I'm not even that old :p)

Passing this on!
 
Once every six months. The quality makes it worth the wait

Would you rather walk around town naked for one day, or walk around town with a dildo in your mouth for a week?
 
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