You Might Be A Pervert If...

[Cheshire Pup]

You all know games/jokes like this

"You might be a redneck if down where you come from reruns of Hee Haw are called documentaries."

Well here a a more Bluemoon friendly version, instead of signs of being a redneck it is signs that you are a pervert. (be proud.)

At the beginning of your post you put the answer to the question and at the end you start is for someone else. I'll start.

You might be a pervert if...

You choose hairbrushes by length and width of handle.

You might be a pervert if...

 

[Rudolph Quin]

Even if you can not see her....you can sense when a woman in the same room bends over.

You might be a pervert if...

 

[ZOMBiiE]

you type in porn sites out of nature every time you open a new internet browser.

You might be a pervert if...

 

[Ronin]

When you have more porn then you have games
When you frequently visit strip clubs by yourself to meet girls

You might be a pervert if

 

[Anansi]

you have sex with a girl, roll over saying you're going to get food and go fuck her roommate with the same condom

you might be a pervert if...

 

[Rudolph Quin]

The words 'mounted, entered, ridden, tight, eager, good girl' when used in regular conversation send you off into daydream world.

You might be a pervert if...

 

[Kikora]

You've tested every item in your home that vibrates, shakes, bounces, or rumbles for the ones with the best power level.

You might be a pervert if....

 

[Hahvoc The Decepticon]

You think about your neighbor's daughter being bent over, then look at her mother and consider a three-way.

You might be a pervert if~​

 

[Rudolph Quin]

The number 69 makes you snicker.

You might be a pervert if...

 

[Nocturnal Pulse]

Your a member of bluemoon.

You might be a pervert if...

 

[KaisRah]

you meet your friends new girlfriend and the first thing that pops into you head is "Huh shes got a great ass"

you might be a pervert if...

 

[Cheshire Pup]

you walk into a room and your first thought is "who here is the more fuckable?"

You might be a pervert if...

 

[Anansi]

you'll tell someone you're a virgin because you haven't had sex in a while

You might be a pervert if...

 

[Kikora]

You've never gone long enough without sex to have to use the above 'if'.

You might be a pervert if....

 

[Ronin]

Every time you look at a girl your eyes first land on her breasts.

You might be a pervert if....

 

[Hahvoc The Decepticon]

You look at a guy and wonder what his longest time during sex was.

You might be a pervert if~​

 

[Alex]

Your name is Havy.

<3

You might be a pervert if...

 

[guile21]

You've watched so much porn that you expect every person of the opposite sex to give you a handjob (or finger-rub for the ladies) rather then a thank you. :shock: oh shit..
you might be a pervert if...

 

[Misha Hiroki]

Spend an entire day masturbating when there's nothing else to do.

You might be a pervert if...

 

[Ronin]

You go for the third base skipping the first two on a first date.

You might be a pervert if...

 

[Hahvoc The Decepticon]

Your name is Alex! ;D

You might be a pervert if~​

 

[FutaChick]

You hate when people edit a movie which had a tit in it or just blcok with one those fuzzy bubble.

You might be a pervert if.......

 

[Anansi]

you've ever skipped using feathers and used a whole bird during sex...

You might be a pervert if

 

[Ronin]

You used the vaccum cleaner to suck your dick

You might be a pervert if...

 

[Shahar]

If the word 'Member' Set's you off into giggles.

You might be a pervert if..