Kill, Bang or Marry

[Thomas Walden]

Universe did not seem to be in much balance the last week, so I try with one killing more

 

[Doctor Manhattan]

Aww, and I like your face Thomas! I was going to ask you to marry me!

 

[Cat]

I have the urge to poke it.... so kill.

 

[Doctor Manhattan]

I'm pretty sure I need to die for the universe to survive in this form so kill away.

Meanwhile, I'l take a quick bang when I come back from the dead.

 

[Platoon]

Probably marry because I could save a fortune in electricity costs just having him around the house glowing like that.

 

[Doctor Manhattan]

I like this marriage of convenience. However, I do feel the desire to kill every now and again so...bye bye buddy.

 

[Fatal Beauty]

Bang because this guy is way too hot.

 

[Doctor Manhattan]

>.> I'd bang her back because one good bang deserves another.

 

[Fatal Beauty]

Bang some more, because the night is ours.

 

[Thomas Walden]

Bang even more, because morning too

 

[Doctor Manhattan]

I'd go on banging away, because a threesome a day keeps the doctor...away?

 

[Fatal Beauty]

I keep performing with these two studs because that's what I do best. Definitely hardcore banging.

 

[Thomas Walden]

I guess I also keep on banging then

 

[Doctor Manhattan]

This endless banging must end! I kill him in a fit of odd, misplaced anger.

 

[Sunshine and Whiskey]

Bangs, hoping it'll lead to marriage.

 

[Doctor Manhattan]

Marries the girl and then spends most of that time in bed with her.

 

[Sunshine and Whiskey]

Kills him but only to collect the insurance money.

 

[Doctor Manhattan]

*Shocked*

Comes back as a ghost to kill her and take all that money back!

 

[Sunshine and Whiskey]

Has some very great ghostly bangs!

 

[Doctor Manhattan]

Keeps banging her in the spirit realm all day and night.

 

[Fatal Beauty]

Bring that greek god back from the dead for some hardcore banging.

 

[Doctor Manhattan]

Bangs back hard with the most fatalistic beauty, and basks in the throes of passion all day.

 

[Cat]

Mmm, I recognize that art. Marry. Who doesn't want a robot husband?

 

[Doctor Manhattan]

Funny, I thought you might. I'd have to accept your hand in holy matrimony, obviously. And then...

 

[Fatal Beauty]

Definitely bang again. "C'mere you."