Kill, Bang or Marry

[ƒeral]

Bangs.

There, there...We'll make it all better.

 

[Cat]

With you eyein me like that? Bang, for sure.

 

[Doctor Manhattan]

I'd have to slip in for a quick bang for sure...whether I'd stay would be up to the lady of course.

 

[Sync]

Kills because...ruining a wedding day is NEVER a good idea.

 

[Sunshine and Whiskey]

Marries and bangs.

 

[Sync]

Bangs and...re...marries.

 

[Sunshine and Whiskey]

Holds a knife to your waist, smirking. "Since you didn't sign the prenup, I demand blood." Kills.

 

[Doctor Manhattan]

Naturally, I ask for the murderer's hand in marriage, so we can murder happily together ever after.

 

[Sunshine and Whiskey]

I'll be the Bonnie to your Clyde. Marriage bangs!

 

[Doctor Manhattan]

Let's bang until we both die then, baby. And also rob another bank or two, why not?

 

[ƒeral]

Bang.

I heard these two are stuck in banging until they die. time to collect some souls

 

[Alacrity]

Kill.

Awesome avatar, by the way.

 

[Sync]

Kill.

'cause what else are you gonna do when you rise from the dead?

 

[Doctor Manhattan]

I'll also kill you because it just feels like the right thing to do this week.

 

[Sunshine and Whiskey]

Slips behind Doctor and kills him before he got the chance to kill Sync.

 

[ƒeral]

Kills primrose before she could kill doc. Let's fuck up this timeline harder. One might even say we are banging the timeline

 

[Doctor Manhattan]

I end up leading the rebellion against Skynet due to my spared life, and bang ƒeral in celebration.

 

[Sync]

Kills...because fucking things up can be fun.

 

[ƒeral]

Marries, because it's plot twist time!

 

[Sync]

Marries...and wonders about polygamy.

 

[Doctor Manhattan]

I go ahead and marry both as well, answering the polygamy question concretely.

 

[Sunshine and Whiskey]

Add me to the marriage list

 

[Sync]

Reaffirms marriage

 

[Genak]

Killing, sorry...

 

[Sunshine and Whiskey]

Bangs until he's dead.