Kill, Bang or Marry

[Doctor Manhattan]

Slips close by to slide up into you for a fervent bang before dipping out and away.

 

[Sunshine and Whiskey]

Drags him back for more bangs.

 

[Doctor Manhattan]

Stays and keeps stridently banging away with her the whole day.

 

[Sunshine and Whiskey]

Gives him the best bangs until he dies.

 

[Sync]

Watches the death-by-sex count grow. That's my girl! Marries.

 

[Doctor Manhattan]

Comes back from the dead and kills before plotting the next revenge.

 

[Sunshine and Whiskey]

Sneaks up behind Doc and kills over and over again. You'll never take me alive!

 

[Genak]

Bang... marrying isn't this version of the Dark Knight's style

 

[Sunshine and Whiskey]

Purrs, seeing Batman and gives him more bangs.

 

[Doctor Manhattan]

Unsure whether to kill or bang, decides to propose marriage instead?

 

[Sync]

Kills for trying to steal my forum-wife.

 

[Thomas Walden]

Kill, to end all this unnecessary killing

 

[ƒeral]

kill, to perpetuate all this very necessary killing

 

[Doctor Manhattan]

Figures he should just kill her because it makes sense.

 

[Sunshine and Whiskey]

Bangs after a successful kill.

 

[Doctor Manhattan]

Bangs back sensually, with pure passion and lust coursing through his veins.

 

[Sunshine and Whiskey]

If only he knew that her bangs often lead to kills as if she was a black widow spider.

 

[Doctor Manhattan]

Without this knowledge, succumbs to a painful and unexpected death...then resurrects to kill her back.

 

[Sunshine and Whiskey]

Marries him in hell.

 

[Doctor Manhattan]

Freed from mortal coil, bangs her furiously against a wall during Satan's welcoming party.

 

[Sunshine and Whiskey]

Professes her love for Satan, so kills him to be with the King of Hell.

 

[Doctor Manhattan]

Watches the newfound love burn and cries while banging a demon sadly for some relief.

 

[Cat]

A lot of brutality on one page... I'm gonna marry so I can bang whenever I want ;-)

 

[ƒeral]

this is the thread where I should just kill anything that moves right?

But wait.

That's my kin.

Ummmm.....

Bang?

 

[Doctor Manhattan]

Goes back to killing her to correct the imbalance in the universe.