Daddy why is mommy...

[Chippairaptor]

Because Mommy needs her exercise.

Daddy, why is Mommy always excited when the mailman comes?

 

[Vastroleplayer]

Because she love to receive her extra payment directly.

Daddy , why is mommy keeping her long used panties in the separate drawers?

 

[Le Boujie Rouge]

Because the internet is a vile, lucrative thing.

Daddy, why won’t mommy let me wear her maid costume? It looks like my size.