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Daddy why is mommy...

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redeyes1983

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Jan 3, 2015
it goes like this. I ask a question, such as, "Daddy, why is mommy painting her face with chopsticks?" and you answer. I'll start with the first question.

DADDY WHY IS MOMMY BELLY DANCING IN THE KITCHEN!?
 
'She's fighting invisible robots, honey'

Daddy, why is mommy saying that uncle jim's cock is thicker than yours by far?
 
Despite what mommy says about me, you made her mad and now she's running away!

Daddy, why is mommy shouting in Latin?
 
She doesn't want you to know what she is saying.

Daddy why does mommy not want to go out?
 
Your imagining things now go back to bed.

Daddy why is mummy crying all the time?
 
Because you make her sad.

Dad, why does mommy wear that shiny rubber suit all the time?
 
Because she wanted to be a boy

Daddy why does mummy call you rude names all of the time?
 
Because she's a bitch.

Daddy why does mommy like to have Uncle over to play when you're not here?
 
Because I impregnated myself, and birthed you out of my own butt.

Daddy, why is mommy walking toward me with that giant dildo?
 
Because you didn't make your homework

Daddy, Why does mommy cum five times in a row with your boss but just once at most with you? Is it his foot-long cock, his superior stamina, or is it because he gives her extensive foreplay first? Also, can I fuck your boss too daddy?
 
Because mommy is a prostitute ..... my boss pay her more .. and i pay her less.

Daddy why is mommy everyday put the buttplug in her asshole before go to office ?
 
Well, irritable bowel syndrome can be a bit of a problem some days.

Daddy, why was mommy yelling, "Fuck, you deserve a sandwich, but I cant make you one?"
 
Because she has no arms or legs due to the freak-toothbrush accident.

Daddy, why is mommy standing there with a kitchen knife, covered in blood?
 
*lies dying on the ground next to someone else* Yuki was sleeping with another girl, so I solved the problem

Daddy, why is mommy still in your special room?
 
Because last night i Fucked her with a huge dildo and her ass is gaped wide open.

Daddy why is mommy keep her used panties in her office purse ?
 
Because my twin lives there, we share everythinggg...

Daddy, why is mommy on the roof?
 
Because I covered my entire body with Vaseline and ran down the streets naked. Seemed like a good idea at the time.

Daddy, why did mommy tie me to a wall with a funnel in my mouth, to force feed me your ball sweat?
 
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