Jolie's Journal (Comments Welcome) [First Post Has Status]

[Jolie]

More random truth, a confession,

I sometimes think I'm clever. Not always or mostly, but sometimes. Usually, I'm just a hyperactive blur of constant motion, and genuinely hard to live with if my ex has anything to say about it.

 

[Mr Quixotic]

I have a confession to make. I sometimes think you're clever as well.

Could we both be wrong?

And somewhat on topic, and a little teaser for my next journal update:

 

[Jolie]

[video=youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mtBmOULfCn0[/video]​

Cherry Glazerr​

Love Twain. Now that was a man with a biting, wickedly clever sense of humor.

An interesting while-drinking-coffee historical-read for this morning: In Russia, early African American Immigrants Found the Good Life.​

I made chicken fajitas for breakfast this morning, frozen chicken breast in the oven for an hour at 350, chopped onions, yellow chili peppers, cilantro, spices and seasonings, olive oil, a flour tortilla heated on my grill, and best of all, leftovers galore!

 

[Jolie]

Just a head's up to my wonderful writing playmates, I got caught up yesterday, but feeling slow today, still going to write and respond, but slowly and maybe not my best work, these weeks until December are going to be rough, 'cause work is killing right now, and I'm trying to get it all done before the Holidays come.

Also, my mind wandered to memories of a friend killed awhile back, when he was crossing the street. This isn't a bad thing, me remembering, memories are precious and good, but it also puts you in a certain mood. I've lost two really good friends in my life. The other friend committed suicide .... I'm still so pissed at him for doing it, I know he would have got through his depression and loved life again, but we make our choices.

Wow, my posts have to be depressing to read, I imagine. But I'm not depressed and there's a difference. I'm a little melancholy, but also very content with where I am in my life right now. And once I knock out this stack of work on my desk, my spirits will leap upward. I'm going to get a lot done today so I can enjoy tomorrow.

 

[Jolie]

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[Jolie]

 

[Jolie]

Hat tip to and big smile directed at Ironic for bringing my attention to this video,

[video=youtube]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ERll-aO_KQQ[/video]​

Life should be fun. For lunch today, I was lazy and not particularly healthy, chili, corn chips, and some white cheddar cheese,

[img=300x300]https://lh6.googleusercontent.com/-qsJMYb2a_RA/VHDmAkOfG4I/AAAAAAAAAWg/2GVGmGNpwuY/s600-no/Chili-with-Fritos_orig_pe.jpg[/img]
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And for something a bit darker, you know the kink playing with knives?

[video=youtube]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NGoAV_23xyo[/video]​

 

[Jolie]

I touched on vore in an earlier post. Now to shudder together over a lighthearted song about necrophilia, another of my firm "no" and "never" and "not going to happen" kinks.

[video=youtube]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bcON9ZmGDBc[/video]

[img=336x554]http://th04.deviantart.net/fs71/PRE/f/2011/139/c/1/demotiposter_zombie_prostitute_by_yokoskitsune-d3gradm.jpg[/img]​

I was alone, and I needed a date;
I was takin' a walk past the cemetery gate
When I saw a sign that said "For a good time
"Take a left down at Tombstone Number 8".
Went to the gateway, and I'm pretty sure I
Saw some eyes peepin' out of a "seplucher", I
Took a step into the Tomb of Ill Repute
That's where I met her, the Zombie Prostitute

I grabbed her left breast, and I'm pretty sure I tore it
I said "go down", but she didn't have the stomach for it
Buck teeth fell out, and her tongue fell out to boot,
But all in all, she was a rotten kind'a cute.
While I was tense, it was plain to see
A sort of rigor mortis was comin' over me
I didn't want to see it, but I just had to believe it
I had a stiffy for the stiff in front'a me.

Morally, I'm destitute
In the Tomb of Ill repute
She's a rotten kind'a cute
For a Zombie Prostitute.

Now I'm fallin' apart from my head down to my toes, I don't know
Which of my organs is the next to go
I've been such a sleaze since she gave me the disease
Wouldn't you know, now I'm a Zombie Gigolo
I took my first client on a date
We took a walk to the cemetery gate
I got under her slip, but then, I heard a rip
I pulled it out, and I said..."baby, keep the tip"

Morally, I'm destitute
In the Tomb of Ill repute
She's a rotten kind'a cute
For a Zombie Prostitute.​

[img=304x406]http://fc02.deviantart.net/fs41/f/2009/042/f/5/Zombie_Prostitute_by_Jinxkat007.png[/img]

[img=450x427]http://fc06.deviantart.net/fs71/i/2012/252/a/a/mmm___zombie_prostitute__by_cheshire_cats_master-d5e37ey.jpg[/img]
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[Mr Quixotic]

I have absolutely nothing witty or useful to say. I'm still laughing. Where the hell do you find these things?

 

[Dogged]

Because anyone who loves firefly is a friend of mine and if they don't like it well,:

 

[Jolie]

Because anyone who loves firefly is a friend of mine and if they don't like it well ....

Exactly! Mind you I'm not saying Gail Berman is the face of evil even though she's responsible for the decision to place Firefly in the "Friday night death slot", air the episodes out of order, constantly preempt the show for baseball games, failing to promote it, and then driving a stake through its heart, canceling the series before its first season concluded. I don't have to say that, do I?

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I have absolutely nothing witty or useful to say. I'm still laughing. Where the hell do you find these things?

I just have a twisted sense of humor. And I figure if you like every fourth or fifth post, I'm doing pretty well =)

 

[Dogged]

She is the face of evil!

and of course:

They just don't make gifs strong enough to show my outrage! This would be closest though:

 

[Jolie]

Writing and listening to music, the artists in my current playlist,

Violent Femmes
Yo Lo Tengo
Soul Coughing
Primus
Butthole Surfers
Porno for Pyros
Morphine
Pixies
Gang of Four
Concrete Blonde
Jane's Addiction
King Missile III
Camper Von Beethoven
Babe's in Toyland
The Sugarcubes
Cake
'Til Tuesday

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And of course Green Day, the band is like a weed, always worming its way into my play lists.​

[video=youtube]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fZFmaMbkUD4[/video]

 

[Jolie]

A joke thread exists in the forum games board. But I tend not to be a stellar jokester. For example,


A Bill Gates type loves horse racing and decides it would be a neat party trick if he could predict the outcome of any horse race. Since for all practical purposes, his wealth is unlimited, he hires a bevy of biologists, a squad of statisticians, and a passel of physicists. Each group is given a year to research how to predict a horse race. One year later, he invites them to present their findings.

The biologists confidently report that for they can genetically engineer an unbeatable racehorse. But it will take between 25 and 50 years and cost $100 billion. Frowning, the investor turns to the statisticians who report that they can develop a model that will predict the outcome of any race. It'll cost $100 million per race and their confidence level in the outcome assuming a fourteen horse field will be 10 to 15 percent.

The investor sighs and looks to the group of physists standing off to one side. The head physicist steps forward and explains that his team is utterly confident that they can predict the outcome of any race. Plus, the process they postulate is both cheap and simple. The investor listens eagerly to their proposal as the head physicist explains. "We made certain simplifying assumptions to make the problem solveable." "First, let's assume that each horse is a perfect rolling sphere…"

[img=480x360]http://images.slideplayer.us/1/4826/slides/slide_12.jpg[/img]​

 

[Jolie]

Okay, I had to work today. I'm on commission so if I don't get my "shit" done, I don't see money in my bank account. What I'm doing now is mainly paperwork so that I can get paid.

But I'm done now and planning to watch a movie with some friends. Probably I will post little if at all today and maybe not so much Monday. I am almost caught up and next week should be my last insanely busy week and then Thanksgiving.

[img=400x286]http://www.nwedible.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/03/6a00d8341d3df553ef00e551cc8ba48833-800wi.jpeg[/img]

 

[Jolie]

I wrote a few lines of doggerel,

Possoms dehors de la fenêtre, où je ai dormi,
(Je suis allé à la maison de ma sœur)
m'a réveillé la nuit dernière;
ils ont fait un bruit comme des rats grincent
mais encore et encore.
Est-ce la façon possoms parlent les uns aux autres?
Je pensais qu'ils étaient des rongeurs!
Jusqu'à ce que je ai vu un opossum fuir quand je suis allé à l'extérieur pour enquêter.
Je suis tellement heureux que je suis une fille de la ville.​

Because I slept through four years of high school French, I can easily pretend to translate this,

A rose bloomed outside my window while I slept
in the bed of my lover.
And a sound woke me,
my lover whispering sweet nothings
outside my window,
He speaks so sweet,
Is this how my lover talks?
I thought the rose woke me,
until I saw his shadow outside,
I'm so happy that I'm beloved.

 

[Jolie]

Jealousy by Hank Wangford

I watch you in the morning and
I’m watching you at night
I know what’s going on you better bet it
I know what you’ve been up to
And I know that I am right
If I catch you two together gonna get it
So however much you want me
Pushed aside or hid away
You gonna find I’ll be around for ever and a day
So tell me that you love me and you’ll never be untrue
And I won’t do anything to you

There’s a letter in the postbox and
I know just who it’s from
I don’t need to open it to know
That someone out there wishes somehow
I was dead and gone
But you know I ain’t never gonna go
I’ll be shackled to your shadow
I’ll be standing in your shoes
I’ll be sitting in your pocket there
And telling you the news

So tell me that you love me and you’ll never be untrue
And I won’t do anything to you
No I won’t do anything to you

If you think you’re gonna leave me honey
I’ve got news for you
You won’t leave another man again
For no other man will want you
When I have gotten through
Our love will be the end
So be careful what you’re doing
And no matter what you say
I’m telling you and your fancy man
You’ve had your dirty day
So tell me that you love me and you’ll never be untrue
And I won’t do anything to you
No I won’t do anything to you​

You know, country music goes to some dark places ... especially faux country UK bands.

 

[Jolie]

And then there are real deal outlaw country artists like Steve Earle,

Little Sister by Steve Earle

I don't care what you do to me
I don't care what you do to me
I don't care what you do to me
But won't you let my little sister be

Now you can tie me up an torture me
You can hang me from a willow tree
You can jail me for eternity
But won't you let my little sister be

She's afraid of the dark
She prays for the morning light
She's as free as a bird
And her wings are spread and ready for flight
She knows nothing at all
About you and your emotional plight
But she heard you making noises
In the hallway late last night

If you got to have something to show
And you've got to take it down below
And you're sure that one of us must go
Take me and leave my sister alone​

Still dark.

 

[Jolie]

I apologize for not responding to my PMs and Threads and Role Plays and conversations much Sunday or at all on Monday. Busy, busy, busy, this week. But I do intend to write today. Now you won't see me much around Thanksgiving time as I'll be traveling to my mom's place and spending the day down there.

Made my pizza again (artichoke hearts, kalamata olives, green olives, sun dried tomato, pesto and alfredo sauce, mozzarella). But I put bacon on half of it at the request of a friend. Just saying bacon and vegetarian pizza? Really? But it's fine. I made a slightly different crust this time and it didn't blow me away. I don't think the yeast rose enough though (cold kitchen).

 

[Jolie]

[video=youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t_vjniFi2ik[/video]​

Stephen Byrne​

And a Joss Whedon napkin-doodle,

 

[Jolie]

Determined worm crawling over a razor blade.

Palm trees on desert island or
... worm catches early bird?​

 

[Jolie]

This morning brings us yet another sad high school prostitution ring story.

Now how would the Japanese deal with this problem? Oh yes, they would send in a former female gang boss to work as an undercover cop in high school to stop this prostitution ring. No doubt, she agrees to this, because she hopes to free her prostitute mother from prison. We can call the movie, Yo Yo Sexy Girl Cop.

Forced to choose between reality and fantasy, I'll take bad Japanese pseudo porn every time.

 

[Jolie]

They say, a kitten cries each time you play a Nickleback song.

So, out of respect for the kittens, I'll play a different Canadian Rock Band, admittedly one signed with Kroeger's 604 Records imprint,

[video=youtube]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9YrWsmlJSiw&spfreload=10[/video]​

 

[Ironic]

Hat tip to and big smile directed at Ironic for bringing my attention to this video,

[video=youtube]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ERll-aO_KQQ[/video]​

I just noticed this!

You're welcome, and I am honored I showed you it and you liked it so much! ^_^

 

[Jolie]

You're welcome, and I am honored I showed you it and you liked it so much! ^_^[/b]

And I was thrilled to discover it thanks to you. I watched it a ridiculous number of times and it had me smiling almost as much as watching a man do the splits.

[img=300x300]http://cdn.stripersonline.com/d/d8/1000x1000px-LL-d829e550_gay_gym.jpeg[/img]​

[img=360x186]http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-1qfbCKO2IU8/UfaIdlFBKCI/AAAAAAAAVzg/k0yAPdcxKMA/s1600/Man+doing+the+splits.jpg[/img]

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