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To short circuit such questions, if you want relationship advice from me, save the PM and insert my standard answer:

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I might be in a bitchy mood. Probably best to cease reading my blog for a few days.
 
You know it must be classy. Its in Latin.

Amabo mea dulcis Ipsithilla,
meae deliciae, mei lepores,
iube ad te veniam meridiatum.
et si iusseris, illud adiuvato,
ne quis liminis obseret tabellam,
neu tibi lubeat foras abire.
sed domi maneas paresque nobis
novem continuas fututiones.
verum si quid ages, statim iubeto.
nam pransus iaceo et satur supinus
pertundo tunicamque palliumque

Sounds pretty. What's it mean?

Please, my pretty little Ipsithilla,
You delight and charm me, so I beg,
summon me this afternoon .
leave the door unlocked,
stay home and be ready
for nine back-to-back fuckings.
Say the word baby,
'cause I'm so ready to go,
my prick is poking a hole
in my cloak and tunic.

Wow! Old Romans like Catallus sure knew how to charm a girl.
 
Classic docile pet,


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Alternative docile pets,


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To clarify the terminology, illustrations follow,


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DOCILE


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NOT DOCILE
 
Oh Jolie, you've outdone yourself this time. I was just thinking last night that your journal needed to contain an image of a white bunny rabbit, and what do I wake up to, XD.
 
Just a head's up to my writing partners, etc., I'm going to be pretty busy tonight through this weekend. I'll check and and try to do some posts, but my response rate may be very slow for a few days.

As an aside, most people have probably already seen this video of a porcupine and his pumpkin. I found it adorable.


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Mr Quixotic said:
Oh Jolie, you've outdone yourself this time. I was just thinking last night that your journal needed to contain an image of a white bunny rabbit, and what do I wake up to, XD.

Thank you! I will have you know, there is an art to picking the right bunny!

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YES, a perfectly acceptable bunny.

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NOT IDEAL, but it can work.

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HELL NO, the Bunny Game does not work.
 
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NEWS FLASH: ANOTHER ENDANGERED SPECIES IDENTIFIED! NO, NOT THE MYTHICAL THIGH GAP, ITS THE GROIN DWELLING CRAB!!!​

The groin-dwelling insects, commonly known as “crabs” because of their shape, are now an endangered species. In Australia, no women have been seen with crabs at Sydney’s main sexual health clinic since 2008, and male cases have fallen 80% over the past 10 years. “Pubic grooming has led to a severe depletion of crab louse populations,” says a medical entomologist. “You can see an environmental disaster in the making for this species.”

DO YOUR PART TO STOP THE EXTINCTION OF YET ANOTHER ENDANGERED SPECIES? SAY NO TO WAXING.​

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TATTOO OF ENDANGERED SPECIES!
SHE'S DONE HER PART.
NOW DO YOURS!

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THE NICE GUY WHO, RUMOR HAS IT, RARELY GETS TO SPREAD HIS DNA (I'VE TARGETED MY SHARE OF JERKS).​
 


I just want to say, sorry Hawaii.


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And as for that time in college, is more Nickleback really a bad thing?

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Discovered The.Toast.Net and am amused.

Call Me Old Fashioned

Why I would Make an Excellent Medieval Peasant

A Literary Child's Guide to Her Dead Mother (the title is actually funnier than the post).

*****​

Also enjoyed their latest post on Fem/Slash Friday, and may have to check out Person of Interest:

Friends, how do you feel about murderesses?

To be more specific: how do you feel about women who have little use for men beyond the expedient? Who find humanity, as a general category, to be dull, silly, exploitable things clambering after some irrelevant significance? Who kill with little remorse and no regret? Who even in their deep ennui about humans are more engaged with women than men and with each other more than anyone? Who might, maybe, on some level want to be kinder to the world, but don’t know how to find a world that allows them to be so?

If the answer is “POSITIVE,” then I am here to help.
 
I'm back and terribly tardy responding to the PMs gathered in my inbox. I'm also yawning, so other than this quick post, I think tomorrow is when I'll tackle my PMs and posts.

Yesterday, I made a killer home-made pizza crust. I've been trying to get it just right for awhile, but I don't cook pizza that often. So it's been a long-term project. But last night it came out beautifully crisp, delightfully light, and totally scrumptious. Mind you, it's not the pizza dough for everyone. I use 1/2 wheat flour and 1/2 bread flour. You can use all purpose flour, but the dough comes out chewier and I really wanted that light, crispy taste. It's between a regular pizza crust and a thick crust, but that's because I let it sit for quite awhile so the yeast works its magic.

Anyway, I finally got it right last night and my friends who had stopped by promptly polished it off. I do a pesto-based sauce instead of the more traditional tomato bases sauce. Last night I did my pesto-Alfredo sauce with Kalamata olives, green olives, artichoke hearts, sun dried tomatoes, garlic, and then mozzarella and feta cheese.

Heaven! Pure heaven! Frankly, not to brag (too late I know), it came out too good. Usually with the friends I have over, there is some leftovers. Not this time.

Let's see. Today I did a little business and then hooked up with some hipster friends. We split an order of eggrolls.

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You wrap an egg-roll in a lettuce leaf for a bit more flavor and texture. Then I had Vietnamese coffee. Very good!

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And an ungodly large bowl of pho.

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The restaurant has Hello Kitty bottles of wine. But we didn't try any. One, it seemed expensive and if you look at the bottles, you'll see from the dust that they've been there a while.

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We went to there place and played a board game called Seven Wonders.

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A board game? When they a have a huge flat screen 4000K television, mutlipe wi's, laptops, computers, etc. It was fun. I came in fourth out of five. I had no idea what I was doing. And then I came home. Twenty to Thirty minute air plane ride each way, but still a very long day.
 
Anyone else follow Pornhub's attempts to market itself? Such as the New York or Los Angeles bill boards?

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On another note, remember that tattoo you and your high school sweetheart got just before he dumped you and joined the military or that time in Hong Kong when you had a three hour layover and just wanted to kill time by getting a permanent infinity symbol on your ankle or the trip to San Diego where you met those three marines and ended up in a tattoo parlor in Ensenada or ....? Well, rest easy, you can discretely fix those impulsive moments with another tip to the tattoo parlor:

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Maybe I should point this out to my dad. He actually has some pre-Navy tattoos that he did himself when he was sixteen with all the skill you would imagine a sixteen year old would have when tattooing himself.
 
Stuff you should never stick in a PM to someone,

Yeah, I did so many stupid things when I was young. Not all my fault. Okay, mostly my fault. I try to avoid the more extreme things and I do think role play (and earlier drama) and writing has helped me understand myself better and lets me explore my emotions in a socially acceptable way. When I was in high school, I used to be incredibly intense. Smart. Involved in a lot of activities, but tightly wound. Someone used to give me Valium and I'd pop those from time to time and it would take the edge off. Kind of a dumb thing to give a teenage girl in retrospect. On my senior trip, the whole class went to Disneyland. We had a lot of fun, but I was pretty high the entire time. I don't regret my experimentation, but I'm also pretty happy to stay away from drugs now and I only have a very occasional glass of anything alcoholic (alcohol didn't mix well with Prozac and I was on that for a couple years). Mind you, I'm still tightly wound and if my mind starts racing, I sometimes can't get to sleep. Actually, this is probably more information than you need or want to know, lol. But I'm a girl who's been around and while I like where I am now, I did take a few detours.

So I deleted it and promptly posted it here. Go figure?
 
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