Admiral Pancake
Planetoid
- Joined
- Jul 20, 2014
The sounds of ViVi's passionate retort caught the attention of the wood elf noble, who was not more than s few steps away. Douchemitri was bisexual himself, but wood elf noble upbringing was just a hair shy of fundamentalism, and in order to retain a 'good' image it was what the man stuck with.
"She's using like, tongue and everything! These lady-gays need prayer!" Wood Elf faith centered around a mythical tree called The Oracle of Definite Divinity, or TODD, for short. TODD-centric religious doctrine is very much anti-hosexual, specifically towards women. After all, women discovering that they can get each other off without men meant fewer wood elf babies. There was much more to sexuality than that, but wood elves are not the most educated people by a fucking long shot.
The nobleman approached the two tongue tied women and raised his hands. He began to pray the TODD prayer of sensual purity, a traditional prayer that was meant to cure the "sexually defiant" of their desires.
"Let TODD reign its mercy down on the defiant,
Who have hot sex in ways that they shouldn't,
And orgasm in sin,
For to love and know TODD is not repression,
But everlasting Paradise forevermore!"
"She's using like, tongue and everything! These lady-gays need prayer!" Wood Elf faith centered around a mythical tree called The Oracle of Definite Divinity, or TODD, for short. TODD-centric religious doctrine is very much anti-hosexual, specifically towards women. After all, women discovering that they can get each other off without men meant fewer wood elf babies. There was much more to sexuality than that, but wood elves are not the most educated people by a fucking long shot.
The nobleman approached the two tongue tied women and raised his hands. He began to pray the TODD prayer of sensual purity, a traditional prayer that was meant to cure the "sexually defiant" of their desires.
"Let TODD reign its mercy down on the defiant,
Who have hot sex in ways that they shouldn't,
And orgasm in sin,
For to love and know TODD is not repression,
But everlasting Paradise forevermore!"