The ^ < v Game. (Three steps to wasting hours of your life)

^ is awesome for saying so
< is actually a very boring person
\/ will tell me otherwise
 
^ You're only boring as long as you think again and again that you are boring. Everyone is unique in at least one or another way. With other words: You're not boring.

< Has some things to do but is a procrastinator and just enjoys the holidays.

V Is a procrastinator too?
 
^ Didn't guess quite right, but used to be years ago.

< Pissed that his team gave up 6 runs in an inning.

v Probably in a better mood than me.
 
^ Maybe
< Would be in a better mood if I didn't have to work tomorrow
V Could help put us both in a better mood
 
^ I'm quite sure I could, although it would be 18+.
< Is tired after his long Birthday and kiiiiinda happy it only comes once a year, even though LOTS of my friends and family wishes it came more often.
V Wants to go to a different planet.
 
^ I do~ One of my "strengths". Or is it a "weakness"?
< Wants a huge meal and a blowjob right about now~
V Wouldn't mind hanging out with me today.
 
^ Yes I do. I actually have a chef degree!

< Is drunk out of his mind, but would really like someone to talk with on skype.

V Would rather be cooked for than cooking themselves.
 
^ I wouldn't mind in the least! I'll help with the dishes!

< Smoked a pork shoulder yesterday and today it's turning into pulled pork sandwiches,
made with homemade BBQ sauce and served with a side of my famous homemade coleslaw,
the best tasting grilled sweet corn and a fresh fruit salad. YUM!

V Thinks I may have a food obsession.
 
^ Isn't one to judge, food is awesome!
< Has come too far to give up who he is.
V Struggles with something that has been going on over the weekend.
 
^ I have heard of it, but never gotten around to see it.
< Is almost overworked to come back to work after 4 days off - Being a boss is tiresome!
V Would want to come home with me tonight.
 
^ Agreed - Fuck what society thinks, chase pleasures.
< Feels like his life changed for the better lately.
V Wonders if their SO/crush thinks of them right now
 
^ False - I get my shit done effectively.(Such pun)
< Won't be home before after midnight
V Would love to be treated like they deserve by a man
 
^ I enjoy painting indeed. I rarely do, but once I pick up a brush, I make rather abstract masterpieces(!)
< Is looking at the clock and wishes it would go faster so I could go home.
V Would bend submissively for the right person, being in real life, or over the internet.
 
^You have no idea just how right you are
<Has to go to work tomorrow
VIs now curious about the first statement
 
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