The ^ < v Game. (Three steps to wasting hours of your life)

^ Just might join you in that corner
< Also enjoys multiple rps at once including being a witch
V Smells like skittles. Yummy.
 
^ T'm not sure. What does ninepin bowling smell like?
< Loves trivia.
V Is contemplating what I'm contemplating.
 
^ Has her wondering what nine pin bowling smells like
< Is in bed on her laptop watching it rain and sleet
V Wonders what does the fox say
 
^ is going to receive and answer

< thinks the fox says: Gring ding ding ding ding ding

v Will probably give a real answer like, like geckering
 
^ Vixens actually scream and bark when in heat!
< *Answers And* Nine pin bowling smells like cheap stale beer, Lysol, sweat and floor wax. Seriously.
v Will think/call me an insufferable know it all and tell me to shu'up! :p
 
^ No I won't.

< Remembers an old joke, to wit:
First woman: I gave up bowling for sex.
Second woman: Oh, really? Why?
First woman: The balls are lighter and you don't need special shoes.

v Has heard/seen enough and will petition Management for my expulsion (N.B.: The existence of a waiting line should be considered)
 
^ He always makes me laugh
< Would never petition for such a thing!
v Will join me and Prince in a petition to make an off color jokes thread
 
^ Is politically astute if not exactly politically correct.

< Wants his character to eventually doggie Doggy's character in a role-play (the rain-barrel is just outside the EXIT door - remember :p ?)!

v Likes dirty-talkin'....
 
^ I DO like dirty talk very much
< No, I'm NOT PC, and yes you should doggie with me, but which char? Silvy?
v Likes to be a voyeur in someone's thread
 
^ only if the price is right

< Needs to be found and pulled out of his shadowed corner

v will be eaten if they attempt
 
^ wants to eat me alive too much
< pours hot sauce all over
V wonders does a smurf turn blue when you choke him
 
^ just made her self more edible

< Knows they just turn a darker blue then purple

v will try to prove that wrong
 
^ Au contraire, Monsieur! There are fifteen restaurants which serve fresh Strangled Smurf and all of them know Sirix by name.

< Has no taste for Strangled Smurf, fresh or frozen (treif, treif!).

v Doesn't care that Smurf is non-kosher.
 
^ Knows that smurf taste like chicken
< Can fry a mean smurf
V Wonders if M&Ms melt in your mouth, what do they do under your armpit
 
^ "Messy" could be your middle name: Xxtra Messy Prince! ;)

< Has a mild form of OCD and welcomes messes...

V Might possibly have a cure for those suffering from OCD
 
^ Is in need of me to help her feel better
< Know a thing or two about making someone feel better
V Knows what happens to your lap when you stand up. Because when you stand up, ever notice your lap is gone?
 
^Thinks she's crazy for what she thinks.
<Is certainly no better than her
V Will say something extremely hot
 
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