^ Get's a D for effort.
< Made it through hump day by skipping his first and last classes (to be fair, the middle one was an exam)
v Is likely either hungover, desperately into water polo, or....owns a fancy plumed hat.
^Has absolutely no clue what you're talking about.
<Tired and has just cried her eyes out, boyfriend is being a horrible jerk.
√Will console me! Please? *Pouty face*