The ^ < v Game. (Three steps to wasting hours of your life)

[Benen Eachann]

^ is rated R for being a Pirate
< going back to work after being gone for almost two weeks
V likes to mambo to the tune in their head.

 

[amaya]

^ Receives more chocolate as a free gift

< Has visit the Bank but is too lazy

v Thinks the world is flat

 

[XXtraPrince]

^ Knows Amaya is not flat!

< Was off today and pissed it away.

v Will be the next poster.

 

[amaya]

^ Knows to many things/ so annoying.

< eats cookies and milk.

v wants some milk but is lazy to go and get some.

 

[Snazzy Trinket]

^is wrong, I hate milk
<Is shocked this is still going.... and should prolly go to sleep
v is a sexy panda.

 

[amaya]

^ Doesn't like milk!

< offers her a coffee, special made. Hopes she likes coffee.

V Is a cutey.

 

[XXtraPrince]

^ Is ABSOLUTELY a cutie!

< Sees that Trink understands: she's created a monster!

v Also understands that an excellent role-play can be inspired IN THIS VERY THREAD without the uncomfortable strictures often imposed in the request threads.

 

[Benen Eachann]

^ Wants to be everyones lord and master
< Wants a Cookie
v Will give me a cookie

 

[amaya]

^ Receives a cookie.

< Gives a cookie.

v Eats the cookie.

 

[XXtraPrince]

^ Brushes the cookie crumbs off her blouse.

< Wants to get his cookies.

v Oh, Cookie!

 

[Razgriz]

^Is wrong.
< the destroyer of cookies and all things delicious
V Will rage at me for destroying the cookie supplies one by one with my ICDMs (Intercontinental Cookie Destroying Missile)

 

[BeauteousDeath]

^is an idiot for destroying the supplies of cookies with his ICDMs
<ish a shmexy momma!
V agrees with the momma statement. XD

 

[Razgriz]

^Thinks she is indeed a shmexy momma
< Loves big guns and he cannot lie
V Better love big guns or will snipe genitals off with ma .95 JDJ XD

 

[XXtraPrince]

^ Is partial to artillery, the Queen of Battle;

< Would have been a Gunnery Officer if he hadn't been seduced by Naval Aviation; and,

v Wants to get his (her) gun.

 

[Razgriz]

^ Decides to spare genitals from getting sniped since artillery is fucking awesome
< Is thinking about becoming a Combat Engineer for the Armed Forces
V Likes playing Russian Roulette with 3 rounds evenly spaced in the chamber

 

[Dr. Nibbles]

^ Was somehow mistaken for someone else by me.

< Is tired of the Kardashians... really... really...really... tired of the Kardashians...

v Should be in the kitchen makin' me a sammich.

 

[RyuuJester]

^needs to learn how to get off his ass and makes his own god dam "sammich"

<has a amusing avatar

Vneeds to buy a dildo and slap the first person he or she sees with it

 

[BeauteousDeath]

^is slapped in the face with the dildo she bought as Ryuu is the first person she saw

<ish inspired ^_^

V will have some of that inspiration rubbed off on them ^_^ (hopefully)

 

[XXtraPrince]

^ Can likely find something much better to do with that dildo;

< Designed a self-ejaculating dildo back in the 'nineties (Ivory Liquid does very nicely as the fluid in question and is hygienically correct); and,

v Can always find inspiration, with or without prompt.

 

[Nixiedig]

^Masturbates furiously over granny bashing
<Is a creeper
VEnjoys blood as anal sex lube.

 

[Dr. Nibbles]

^ Is correct

< Watches gross horror movies despite my knowlege of their horribleness...damn human centipede.

VIs a closet Brony.

 

[Defiant.Anjeru]

^ is the real secret Brony
< obsessed with writing fanfiction and wants a dew
V Will get me a pitch black dew...somehow!!

 

[XXtraPrince]

^ What sort of world would this be if we couldn't have a little Irish whiskey for breakfast?

< Pours Anjeru a double Dew Black "43".

v A Scotch drinker can only cry his thirst away.

 

[Dr. Nibbles]

^Knows his way around a bar.

< Is far from a SECRET Brony.

V Is corrupted by Chaos.

 

[Defiant.Anjeru]

^ Makes chaos cookies! Join the darkside! We have cookies!
< Is so effing boooooorrrreeeed
V will dance around nekkid to entertain ze boredom XD