Things you SHOULD'NT say...

[Von_Mia_Rose]

Hey there

This is the game where you say something, that someone should NEVER say during the intimate moments.

[This should be fairly funny depending on the contributions...]​

I'll start with...​

Is it in yet?​

 

[XXtraPrince]

"You sure are dry down there!"

 

[Von_Mia_Rose]

I don't know if it's in or not... <- I've Actually..said that.. o.o Haha

 

[Camille]

I think I'd rather use a toy.

 

[XXtraPrince]

"They looked bigger under your clothes."

 

[Von_Mia_Rose]

can you just cum already...im so tired... <- yes, i've said this too lol

 

[XXtraPrince]

"Curl up to your back? I druther curl up to your FRONT!"

 

[Von_Mia_Rose]

Spooning is great for us girls, but all guys get is a dead arm and a face-full of hair... unless she's bold, but yeah.. haha.

"can you put talc down there, then fart. give me a clue!"

 

[XXtraPrince]

* There's always something handy to squeeze (gently) to take your mind off of your arm! *

"I would'na noticed, 'cept I felt the breeze blowin' past my balls!"

 

[Camille]

LOL...ewwww!


"I forgot to take my birth control pill all week!"

 

[XXtraPrince]

"OK, then, I get it... roll over, baby!"

 

[Von_Mia_Rose]

"Mmhh... *Thinking* I've had bigger..."

 

[Camille]

"It's okay. I'll just masturbate after you leave."

 

[Von_Mia_Rose]

"Curl up to your back? I druther curl up to your FRONT!"

"It's okay. I'll just masturbate after you leave."

lool love that.. ^

 

[XXtraPrince]

"Does size 'matter' - to you?"

 

[Von_Mia_Rose]

It's not about the size, it's how you use it.... My cock is 3 inches.... -Girl runs off- haha

 

[Mitsu]

"What? No! The clap isn't a position! I didn't want to do it, I HAVE it!"

 

[Von_Mia_Rose]

I wounder, talking of 'clapping' .... If you had 'The clapper' light installed... and you was having that rough sex that makes clapping noises. have your own disco haha.

 

[Mitsu]

lol That would be pretty interesting.

"Go down on me, baby. Just ignore that chunky white stuff. It isn't important."

 

[Camille]

^ ^ Vomits a little in my mouth reading that...


“Ohhhh, Michael… I mean… Dan?”

 

[Von_Mia_Rose]

lool ^ "whats your names again..?"

 

[Mitsu]

"Damn girl, you're looser than your grandma was!"

 

[Camille]

"Say my name, Bitch!"

 

[Von_Mia_Rose]

"Who's your daddy?!!" ... "You are!" .... "Oh right...Best not tell mum about this..."

 

[Camille]

"Just forget it! I'll do it myself!"