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have you ever.

"You gave me frostbite in my heart! You had me grounded from the staaaart!" Ohh wait, wrong thread xD

No but I have seen people lick lampposts and get stuck xD

Have you ever been in a drunk snowballfight?
 
Russian Vodka said:
"You gave me frostbite in my heart! You had me grounded from the staaaart!" Ohh wait, wrong thread xD

No but I have seen people lick lampposts and get stuck xD

Have you ever been in a drunk snowballfight?

Hell yes! And I won that bitch, too!
Have you ever seriously contemplated staring at the sun just to see if it would really make you go blind?
 
Yes, I have. *facepalm* I didn't go blind though because it hurt and I had to look away. I saw spots for most of the rest of the day, though.

Have you ever done a chinese fire drill at a busy red light during rush hour?
 
Nope. Thank fuck. I don't want to know what I would get drunk. Probably a blue ducky on my ass or something.

Have you ever had sex with someone you shouldn't have while drunk or high?
 
Yes.
"I BELIEVE I CAN FLYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!"
I think it was.

Ever given a hand job in a library?
<_<
>_>

Or any sexual act for that matter?
 
--+Hahvoc Requiem+-- said:
Dude, I wish. I work in a library after all. I want to taint it with my looooooove.

Ever been at work and wishing you could get/give a handjob?

Hah, I am just so guilty.
Children's section, FTW.

Uhm...
I don't work.
So school?
Yes.

Ever wanted to accidentally see Justin Bieber in a pornography, to see proof if "he" is actually "he?"
 
All the fuckin' time.

Ever want to reach over, grab that pen, and stab that one person in the back of the neck before they even open their mouth?
(due to clothes, posture, etc)
 
I stabbed a kid in middle school with a pen..>.>

Have you ever made a smoothie and realized after you were done you made enough to fill more then one glass?
 
Pistol Kiss said:
I stabbed a kid in middle school with a pen..>.>

Have you ever made a smoothie and realized after you were done you made enough to fill more then one glass?

All the time, I just drink what's left over after i fill the glass, and then start the glass.

have you ever hung upside down for more than a couple minutes?
 
No. After I broke my nose when I was a kid, keeping my head upside down for more than a minute or so resulted in a nose bleed from hell.

Have you ever lied about your feelings to a lover/parter?
 
Not really I wish I could but I am so bad in lying.

Have you ever not paying attention to what your lover or friend was saying and couldn't answer back?
 
nope

Have you ever seen a trainee fire fighter hold the hose the wrong way and it smakes him in the face or nuts
 
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