This or That?

[Strmas]

Cappuccino Chunky Chocolate (do not like butter pecan)

lemon icebox pie or pineapple upside down cake?

 

[Camille]

OMG! You say "ice box", too? (Does that mean we're old?)

Lemon icebox pie


Putting an ice cube between your lips and tracing your partner's skin? or, dripping hot wax on them?

 

[XXtraPrince]

Ice cubes can be... adventurous!

Oral sex 'til you come yourself into unconsciousness, or a good, hard fucking and a full night's sleep?

 

[Camille]

Sorry, but I can't choose between those two...so it's BOTH! (Over and over and over....)


Teasing kisses along your inner thighs? or, little kisses behind your neck?

 

[XXtraPrince]

Little kisses.

Ankles-on-shoulders or done like a dawg?

 

[Camille]

Ankles on shoulders...


Smut? or Romance?

 

[XXtraPrince]

"Smut" is so... judgmental... romance, on the other hand, if properly done can lead to so many delights....

Motorboating on a lake or in the bedroom?

 

[Camille]

Lake :angel:


Popcorn: Buttered or plain?

 

[XXtraPrince]

Neither.

Crackerjacks or marshmallows?

 

[Camille]

Crackerjacks


Strawberry or Peach jam?

 

[Strmas]

strawberry

pudding or yogurt

 

[Camille]

Yogurt



Greek or regular yogurt?

 

[Strmas]

regular (have not tried greek)

kiss in a hayloft or a grassy meadow?

 

[Camille]

Hayloft...and I'll bring the blankie!



Breakfast in bed? or, skip breakfast altogether and get another quickie in?

 

[Strmas]

another quickie !

tickled mercilessly or spanked?

 

[Camille]

Spanked! :angel:


Jogging or weight training?

 

[XXtraPrince]

Weights.

Carousel or Ferris Wheel?

 

[Camille]

Carousel


White or dark meat? (as in "chicken")

 

[XXtraPrince]

White; actually, just the breasts. This should surprise exactly no-one.

The demise of "boom boxes": the loss of a cultural icon, or about damned time?

 

[Camille]

about damned time!


Barbie? or Ken?

 

[XXtraPrince]

Barbie (I wonder if the local Adult Bookstore has plastic dildos for plastic dolls?)!

A bacon double cheeseburger or a sausage po-boy with peppers and onions?

 

[Camille]

Bacon double cheesburger


Limp? or stiff cripsy bacon?

 

[XXtraPrince]

Crispy - like Chris Dorner.

Mardi Gras in New Orleans or St. Patrick's Day (le Jour du Saint-Patrice) in New York?

 

[Camille]

Mardi Gras in Nawlins


Coke or Pepsi?

 

[XXtraPrince]

^ Your signature aphorisms are certainly good at creating mind's-eye pictures. ^

Coke.

Ten hot-dogs in a thermal pack or ten clowns in a Volkswagen?