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[Tellmi_Moore]

Initiating sexbot protocols - loading foam cannon now...

 

[razerwing]

Should I turn the AC off?

 

[Jaqueline]

PEN-E-TRATE!

 

[XXtraPrince]

"... Then the guy-puppet says, 'Would you like to play with my stick, little girl?'...."

 

[razerwing]

"Yes, your armpit smells nice, now please get it out of my face."

 

[XXtraPrince]

"When Obama's boys see these, they'll shit!"

 

[Tellmi_Moore]

"Quick! Plug the leak!"

 

[XXtraPrince]

"O Geez! I gotta take a leak!"

 

[valkeryiefirestorm]

"look ma I can do it I'm a big kid now"

 

[Tellmi_Moore]

And they said you couldn't drink a tiger through a straw, I showed them! -_^

 

[razerwing]

My God! Is that a girl riding a snow tiger? With a straw?!?!

 

[Tellmi_Moore]

Hey! Mammoth! You're going in the wrong direction! The drive thru is over THERE!

 

[razerwing]

Man........ that Elephant Tank is blocking the road...... I can't believe it.

 

[XXtraPrince]

"Oh, no! Here comes The Other Side with a dozen little armored donkeys! Angle on the first one, port forty - mark!. At my command: Fire!"

 

[Tellmi_Moore]

Man! This sure looked easier in the training video!

 

[AlphaWolfQuin]

"Pfft Clothes are SO overrated"!

 

[XXtraPrince]

"Screw the contract! I'm not going back to New York and that's that!"

 

[Camille]

Her: "Did you forget to bring the chocolate syrup again?"

 

[XXtraPrince]

"Well, if you think this zebra-print chapeau is a little over-the-top, I might ask: where did you expect to find it?"

 

[Camille]

Your ass feels like two HUGE marshmallows...*Squeeze squeeze!*

 

[XXtraPrince]

"Why don't you come over here and snack on this nipple for twenty minutes or so?"

 

[Camille]

"So many nipples, so little time!"

 

[Requiem-drake]

"Man this fur coat was worth it!"

 

[XXtraPrince]

Shoulda never stuck my finger in that light-socket!

 

[Camille]

I hope this guarentees me a second date!