What's the above user's avatar thinking?

[Nyarly]

Who needs stereoscopic vision when you are hot?

 

[Jaqueline]

Delicious~

 

[Tellmi_Moore]

Really, hun, that's all you've got?

 

[Jaqueline]

I don't know what it says behind me.

No I won't move.

 

[XXtraPrince]

"If I can't pass my physical, I'll lose my commission!"

 

[Tellmi_Moore]

What's this on the back of your head?

 

[XXtraPrince]

"Yes, I am a cat. No, I don't take cream in my coffee. What - are you making an offer?"

 

[Tellmi_Moore]

Stay on target...! Stay on target...!

 

[Jaqueline]

THIS OUTFIT IS SO SWEATY

 

[XXtraPrince]

"This is my pet, Marvin. Why don't you bring your little dog over to play sometime?"

 

[Jaqueline]

Man: Zeheheh, Squishy, squishy~

 

[Tellmi_Moore]

So, there's an offer on the table: My snale kills you. Does anyone want to make a counter proposal?

 

[Jaqueline]

Oh, I'll take it with cream~

 

[Tellmi_Moore]

I'd like to introduce my animal familiar, his name is Bite-the-Motherfucker-in-the-Face.

 

[Jaqueline]

The words behind me?
Written in the blood of my enemies.

 

[Tellmi_Moore]

Your right, Elizabeth, you do have one impressive penis, want to see my tentacles?

 

[Jaqueline]

Banned for Skin tight clothes.

 

[Tellmi_Moore]

"Whoops, wrong game..."

 

[Jaqueline]

Pfff!
Stupid Jaq.

 

[Tellmi_Moore]

I wonder how loudly I can make you scream...

 

[XXtraPrince]

"There's nothing wrong with being a skeptic; quite to the contrary, it shows a capacity for evaluative thought!"

 

[Tellmi_Moore]

*deep sniff* Are you using a new conditioner?

 

[XXtraPrince]

"Is he going to show up, or am I going to be caught here waiting at the end of the world?"

 

[Tellmi_Moore]

Battery Low: Plug In the Device Now

 

[XXtraPrince]

"I'm sitting here... my coffee is chilling and I'm boiling!"