What's the above user's avatar thinking?

[Requiem-drake]

"Maybe if I shove this into my mouth no one will notice I only have one glove on."

 

[Jaqueline]

Check it out! I can send electricity between my palms without causing myself brain damage!

 

[Camille]

"Damn! This cookie is stale!"

 

[Jaqueline]

I am not a dumb blonde!

I am a sexy one~

 

[Camille]

"Should I go with these earrings? or not?"

 

[Jaqueline]

"SHould I go with this hat? Or Not?"

 

[Kaybee]

"My God... I can see another me!"

 

[Jaqueline]

"What is that bitch doing with the mirror?"

 

[Requiem-drake]

"Ohhh! I'm a woman! Jeez and all these years I thought I was a dude. No the whole vagina thing makes sense."

 

[Jaqueline]

I just LOVE caressing my hair with my fingertips!

 

[Requiem-drake]

Jeez I look horrible in this suit.

 

[Jaqueline]

((LIES))

I shall now telepathically command a fly to fly into my mouth!

 

[Requiem-drake]

" Look at me I will never pass as a perfect bride. Or a perfect daughter. Can it be that I'm not meant to play this part~ Now I see if I wer truely to be my self I would break my family's heart.

Who is that girl I see staring straight back at me. Why is my reflection someone I~ don't know? Somehow I cannot hide who I am, though I've tried. When will my reflection show who I am inside~. When will my reflection show, who I am insiiiiiide."

 

[Jaqueline]

"I'm a goofy goober YEAH, You're a goofy goober YEAH,
We're all goofy goobers yeah, Goofy goofy goofy goober YEAH!"

 

[Requiem-drake]

"I wonder if I can be a mafia boss in this suit."

 

[Jaqueline]

"Hold on, I want this picture to be really hard to think up thoughts for!"

 

[Camille]

"Pink is the new Black!"

 

[Jaqueline]

"You want? Yeah. You want."

 

[BlisteredBlood]

"Yes, I hold a commanding presence. Yes, I know I have pink hair. But if you're honestly expecting me to do what you ask, then you have every right to kiss my lilly-white ass and call that love. If you think that's wrong of me to say, then the Complaint Department is right this way."

 

[Requiem-drake]

Anorexia? Me NEVER.

 

[Atlas Cruz]

Your card is....The 10 of Hearts!

 

[Jaqueline]

TIGER KNEE

 

[Requiem-drake]

Maybe if I glare long enough all the idiots will go jump off a cliff.

 

[Atlas Cruz]

Foolish fool with your foolish thoughts of foolishness.

 

[Requiem-drake]

Flamer? FLAMER?! I'LL SHOW YOU FLAMES!