What's the above user's avatar thinking?

[captain_bond]

Oh, fuck, not again!!

 

[Chippairaptor]

"I'll get He-Man next time!"

 

[Tassu]

Thank God Thanksgiving already went.

 

[captain_bond]

Oh, wait, there's still time! Chaaaaarge!

 

[Saiya]

"They will never suspect I'm not actually a skeleton!"

 

[Tassu]

Pillows.

 

[Revelations]

The dragon (human) guarding the treasure (my food even though I just ate) must be slain.

 

[Neon Dream]

"My smile flat-out tells you that yes, I do love my boobs."

 

[Father Figure]

"Excuser me, sir, can you point me in the direction of the local KFC. I've got a score to settle."

 

[Silvered Sutures]

"You waited until NOW to tell me the popped collar makes me look like a circumcized dick?"

 

[Father Figure]

"Why doesn't anyone realize I'm Goth Supergirl?"

 

[Neon Dream]

"Come closer, you'll want to hear this secret."

 

[Silvered Sutures]

"I am vengeance!"

 

[CasualVelociraptor]

“Let me show how the boss fight against me, the goddamn Arkham Batman, *should’ve worked* in Suicide Squad.”

 

[Neon Dream]

"If you say one word to me, I will literally fuck you right up."

 

[Silvered Sutures]

"I wonder if MJ, Felicia, Silk, or Gwen would like this look more..."

 

[Neon Dream]

"I know I'm eminently fuckable but I got these killer abs too!"

 

[Saiya]

"It's pretty cool to look like neon likes most the time but damn does it make it hard to sleep when I'm glowing and humming like this."

 

[captain_bond]

I wonder how these flowers in my hair never seem to wilt.

 

[Father Figure]

A bit more plastic surgery and I'll finally have the face that I've dreamt of!

 

[CasualVelociraptor]

Let’s go do unspeakable things in my father’s vineyard.

 

[Dr Bellwright]

I should get my hair fixed, but my hair guy is on vacation.

 

[Silvered Sutures]

Let's do unspeakable things to this woman! Come, my minions!

 

[Lurker]

Why do everyone keep asking me if I watched "Alien"?

 

[captain_bond]

One day I'll get used to this shit.