What's the above user's avatar thinking?

[Aviatrix]

What's taking them so long with my drink?

 

[stealthpanther]

"Like the view?"

 

[Neon Dream]

"I know you be seeing all of this!"

 

[captain_bond]

"The hunter that gets me, is gonna get a FABULOUS Thanksgiving dinner!"

 

[Victorian_Virtue]

"I am not taking this mask off until the Ravens win the Super Bowl"

 

[Saiya]

"I am not freeing these people until either the Steeler's win the Super Bowl or I get paid for the hostages to make up for my bet!"

 

[Father Figure]

"Ninja's aren't real."

 

[Silvered Sutures]

"Did I forget to brush my teeth?"

 

[AndNich123]

"Well hello there. Care to see the rest of my tats??"

 

[Victorian_Virtue]

Yes, my two fellow witches and I are making a stew I call " Double, double toil and trouble; Fire burn and caldron bubble."

(There, we have done Shakespeare on here).

 

[AndNich123]

"I thought being tied up would be fun. I was right."

 

[Victorian_Virtue]

"Can you show me the way to the Victorian writers thread?"

 

[Silvered Sutures]

"Any chance this ends in a fun way and not in a bullet-to-the-head way?"

 

[Saiya]

"The things I could do to those people... hehehe"

 

[AndNich123]

"Did I remember to turn the iron off?"

 

[Silvered Sutures]

"Take this fucking picture already, I have shit to do."

 

[Dr Bellwright]

"This is so unfair, that online icon is obscuring my abs!"

 

[TheGreyWolf]

"Cotton or silk?"

 

[captain_bond]

"Awoooooooooo!"

 

[Tassu]

Death

 

[Victorian_Virtue]

It's just a flesh wound!

 

[captain_bond]

Oh fuck, does he think we're with Blofeld?

 

[Father Figure]

"Welcome to the grimdark future of Warhammer 40k."

 

[AndNich123]

"I wanna taste me on your lips"

 

[Lurker]

Really?