What's the above user's avatar thinking?

[Saiya]

"Do you see me in infrared, because you must see how hot I am."

 

[Aviatrix]

She doesn't realize that I can see up her skirt from down here.

 

[Praxis]

"Oh, middle finger. Nobody gets me the way you do."

 

[Aviatrix]

Why does every guy grab my horns?

 

[Ash - The Fox]

“Like the view?”

 

[Aviatrix]

You wouldn't believe what I just saw

 

[Short and Sweet]

I wonder if anyone can tell there is a little man standing between these pages.

 

[Aviatrix]

I hope that I don't accidentally switch to the other camera behind me

 

[BigWords]

'I hope I'm sitting in this right.'

 

[Tassu]

'Where the subs are.'

 

[Sync]

There! Right there! That's where that damned red dot is coming from!

 

[stealthpanther]

"I'm surrounded by idiots"



(Just purely based on the facial expression in the pfp, that was my first thought )

 

[Tassu]

Bakumatsu.

 

[Aviatrix]

I will slay the Dragon!

 

[CasualVelociraptor]

I will slay the Dragon’s…cock and wallet.

 

[Aviatrix]

How dare that dragon kidnap MY PRINCESS!

 

[Chippairaptor]

"Oh, boss, you're 45! You should really know how to tie your shoes by now!"

 

[stealthpanther]

"Hello...Jerry"

 

[Pink.]

"Cute that you tried."

 

[stealthpanther]

"Bleh. Not impressed."

 

[CasualVelociraptor]

“if this is our suicide mission…I love you.”

 

[Lurker]

Look at me and despair!

 

[Saiya]

Look at me and despair...

 

[Tassu]

I need to find a bathroom...

 

[Lurker]

I, sir Scratchalot, shall find you a bathroom!