What's the above user's avatar thinking?

[Tassu]

'Wanna sip?'

 

[Engagers7]

''To arms men! We have a land to conquer!''

 

[Silvered Sutures]

"Don't I look submissive and breedable enough?"

 

[Saiya]

"I'll make them submissive and breedable" - Accompanied by a smug smirk. Don't ask how you think the smirk but it's there.

 

[Silvered Sutures]

"I know i look innocent and cute but that's a facade to lure you in."

 

[LovelyLucy]

"Sure, why not?"

 

[oneironaut]

"Why has no one clipped a leash to this ring on my collar?"

 

[Tassu]

I should have not worn these.

 

[Silvered Sutures]

Help; my armor is too big and I am stuck in this position.

 

[Aviatrix]

This sucks, my jacket shrank when I washed it

 

[LovelyLucy]

Holy cow, melons two for a dollar!

 

[Father Figure]

I'm ready for my close up Mr. DeMille