What's the above user's avatar thinking?

[Engagers7]

''To arms men! We have a land to conquer!''

 

[Silvered Sutures]

"Don't I look submissive and breedable enough?"

 

[Saiya]

"I'll make them submissive and breedable" - Accompanied by a smug smirk. Don't ask how you think the smirk but it's there.

 

[Silvered Sutures]

"I know i look innocent and cute but that's a facade to lure you in."

 

[LovelyLucy]

"Sure, why not?"

 

[oneironaut]

"Why has no one clipped a leash to this ring on my collar?"

 

[Tassu]

I should have not worn these.

 

[Silvered Sutures]

Help; my armor is too big and I am stuck in this position.

 

[Aviatrix]

This sucks, my jacket shrank when I washed it

 

[LovelyLucy]

Holy cow, melons two for a dollar!

 

[Father Figure]

I'm ready for my close up Mr. DeMille

 

[Neon Dream]

"Look, lady, isn't it obvious that I don't want to kiss you?"

 

[Dr Bellwright]

One day, I'll stop changing my userpics. I'll look in the mirror and will see the truth.

 

[stealthpanther]

'Put me down dammit! Undead filth!'

 

[Aviatrix]

I can't believe he actually cut me

 

[Tassu]

Shar sucks.

 

[Aviatrix]

Hopefully they'll join me on my quest

 

[Father Figure]

Why can't I hit with Firebolt?!

 

[reverie.]

i wonder if she'll notice. . .

 

[Tassu]

This drink doesn't have enough alcohol in it.

 

[Saiya]

Little do they know, I can't move an inch wearing this heavy armor. I hope my intimidation tactic works.

 

[LovelyLucy]

Blue....yeh, I think I will go with blue.

 

[Aviatrix]

What do you mean you forgot the leash?

 

[CasualVelociraptor]

“What do you mean? Oh, these, they’re not ears…I just have weird bedhead.”

 

[LovelyLucy]

Now the pants.