What's the above user's avatar thinking?

[Jaqueline]

"Could you help me? Something is blocking me from seeing my fingertips. Could you move it?"

 

[XXtraPrince]

"What can you possibly mean, 'I'm over-dressed'?"

 

[Jaqueline]

"What do you mean I'm not wearing anything? I am wearing this woman."

 

[Bronwyn]

"Who farted?"

 

[XXtraPrince]

"What can I do with this ribbon? Oh, wait, I see you have a four-poster bed!"

 

[Scarlet Bullets]

"Okay bitch I'm coming out."

 

[Bronwyn]

"I've got such a tension headache!"

 

[Scarlet Bullets]

"I stare at you not because you attractive but It helps me fantasize what I will do next after I slip the drug in your drink."

 

[thebladeofchaos]

"What do you mean I don't have a cute face?"
"THIS is my cute face"

 

[XXtraPrince]

"I happen to LIKE this shaggy garter!"

 

[Scarlet Bullets]

"I think this is the first time someone stared at me and notice the extra pair of arms I have."

 

[Jaqueline]

What did you say?
WHAT DID YOU SAY!? *Game face*

 

[XXtraPrince]

"Do you think I want to catch some terrible disease from y'all?"

 

[Bronwyn]

"Oh my god, Bronwyn! YESSS! Ohhh, Bronwyn, you feel so good!!!" *Laughs*

 

[Scarlet Bullets]

"Meh... It is what it is..."

 

[XXtraPrince]

"One is NOT bigger than the other - I've got my radio in my pocket!"

 

[Bronwyn]

"Hang on baby! This is going to be a wild ride!"

 

[Jaqueline]

I bite.

 

[Bronwyn]

"No! I am NOT a Michael Jackson impersonator!"

 

[Jaqueline]

Let me unwrap your present for you.

 

[Bronwyn]

These chapped lips are just hideous! I couldn't let anyone see them!

 

[Jaqueline]

Eye shadow is HOT.

 

[Bronwyn]

If only blood were PURPLE, too!

 

[XXtraPrince]

"Somebody's fixing to get laid!"

 

[Jaqueline]

Aw yeah, I fixed to get laid.