What's the above user's avatar thinking?

[Scarlet Bullets]

Rather lightly? Sounds like someone got bitched at for three hours straight.

 

[Jaqueline]

My hair matches the couch.
Guess which one was changed to match the other?

 

[Scarlet Bullets]

That awkward moment where you realize that angry pirate is making fun of your hair cuz she is jealous of your Rice Peach.

 

[Generalfoley]

OM NOM NOM NOM NOM!

 

[Jaqueline]

Oh, she is SO jealous of my Rice Peach.
"SUCK IT BITCH!"
*Nom Nom Nom*

EDIT: RIGHT AS I POSTED DANG IT!
...I'm not changing it.

 

[Scarlet Bullets]

Tell me can pirates afford better comebacks? Said the Rice Peach. *Giggles*

'Oh ya, I forgot, I'm a pirate..."

 

[Jaqueline]

I WHIP MY HAIR BACK AND FORTH

 

[Generalfoley]

NO MO NOMS! D:

 

[Scarlet Bullets]

I like poofing in between the two of you... FUCK~

 

[Generalfoley]

I'm happy to see you, but we gotta stop doing this.

 

[Scarlet Bullets]

I look to the left but the words are on my right. The obvious, yet to be said. Bitch... Please...

 

[Jaqueline]

Try and take this from me, and this room will match my eyes.

 

[Generalfoley]

Mufflemufflemufflemuffle.

 

[Jaqueline]

My eyebrows can handle this conversation.

 

[Generalfoley]

Look at my eyebrows, they convey anger!

 

[Unbeknownst]

Did you just lose my long coat?

 

[Scarlet Bullets]

Comic book disposal soldier number two. The first one was late, don't know why.

 

[Generalfoley]

Fuck yeah, doughnuts!

 

[Jaqueline]

Correcting MY posture?

 

[Scarlet Bullets]

I'm staring angry at the next person who talks about me...

Me: "Well shit."

 

[Generalfoley]

They never used to let us nom in school.

Now they just make us special pastries!

Why did everything turn pink?

 

[Scarlet Bullets]

Bitch please... Time to get real and deal with it...

Me: "I'm a drawling..."

 

[Jaqueline]

This couch feel so nice on my bare skin.

 

[Unbeknownst]

The Skullz!

 

[Scarlet Bullets]

The lulz! I'm a toy!