What's the above user's avatar thinking?

[Bronwyn]

Bzzzzzz...

"Dammnit! I wish he'd leave the remote to this egg vibe alone for a few seconds!"

 

[Jaqueline]

"Time for a blind taste test."

 

[Generalfoley]

"Some day Girlie, some day you can earn this swaggah!"

 

[Jaqueline]

"You call THAT swagger?"

 

[DarthMarrek]

Do i look pregnant in this shirt?

 

[Jaqueline]

Does this dick make me look fat?

 

[Scarlet Bullets]

"The greatest grin anyone will ever see on a pirates face... Right here."

 

[XXtraPrince]

"What gun moll - a girl's got to be careful!"

 

[Scarlet Bullets]

"And so- None of them ever thought of looking at the word prince on the right because of the action on the left."

 

[Jaqueline]

Use my hair as reins, you know you want to.

 

[Unbeknownst]

Use my earings as reins, you know you want to.

 

[Jaqueline]

This little robot has a number of...recreational uses.

 

[Unbeknownst]

Only I get to fuck the Captain. Too bad I'm the captain...

 

[Jaqueline]

This gun isn't the only thing that can fire a large clip.

 

[Bronwyn]

Who do they think I am, Hannibal Lecter?

 

[Scarlet Bullets]

That awkward moment when you find out the only color you can see is Red.

 

[XXtraPrince]

"What do you mean, STEERABLE?"

 

[Scarlet Bullets]

Fourth wall dare not be shamed for it's nothing more than the prince to be blamed... Or some kinda of fairy tail saying like that.

 

[Unbeknownst]

DONUT!

 

[Generalfoley]

Emperor help me if I roll a 1.

 

[Jaqueline]

I roll whatever I want.
Time Travel.

 

[Unbeknownst]

I didn't want to get off lightly!

(And actually, rolling a 1 is the best roll you can roll >.>)

 

[Jaqueline]

This helmet is too big for me.

(Not in golf!)

 

[Generalfoley]

What? I was joking when I said I ate his liver with a side of Lima Beans!

 

[Jaqueline]

Bitch, please.
They were fava beans.