What's the above user's avatar thinking?

[LongTallTexan]

"No, no, I promise. Just the tip"

 

[Generalfoley]

Now, I know what you're thinking. Why isn't this town big enough for the two of us? Surely there's enough room for two gunslingers here, but here's the problem. I don't like you. So now we duel, a game of luck. I say luck because, even though I am one of the fastest hands in the West, you might just be a bit faster and take me down. But of course, the luck resides in our opponents as well, and it's unlucky for you to be facing me. But who knows, luck might just be on your side and you just might kill me, so I ask you this.

Are ya feelin' lucky, punk?

Well? Are ya?

 

[Jaqueline]

I feel lucky.

 

[XXtraPrince]

"If I can't get rid of these damnable bugs I'm going to go stark raving mad!"

 

[Generalfoley]

This whole "Occupy Gravity" thing doesn't really work when gravity actively works against you...

 

[Bronwyn]

"I am SO rocking these space shades!"

 

[XXtraPrince]

"If I looked any better they'd lock me up!"

 

[Bronwyn]

"I'm about to get locked up with this hot morsel riding me!"

 

[XXtraPrince]

I'm fixing to get in trouble! C'mon, bear....

 

[Bronwyn]

"I so want to be that bear!"

 

[XXtraPrince]

"The bad news is: I'm taking such pains with this lipstick, and if I get my way it'll be ALL OVER two faces! The good news is: one of them will be mine!"

 

[DarthMarrek]

Woman: Why does he look like that guy from that woman alien bug movie?

Guy: Why am I here again? *has a blonde moment*

 

[Generalfoley]

Can't... Lick... My... Lollipop...

 

[Bronwyn]

"I wanna lick his lollipop!"

 

[Jaqueline]

"Wanna share lipstick? No, not with the stick..."

 

[Unbeknownst]

Look! Lunch!

 

[DarthMarrek]

Ha! i killed the tread, now the now website... its your turn. *loads toy gun*

 

[Jaqueline]

"Red Furs have more fun!"

 

[XXtraPrince]

"I'm here to guide you on your tour of Hell!"

 

[DarthMarrek]

"This must be hell.. I am stuck like this, and cant ever get it in!"

 

[XXtraPrince]

"Tanning-booth abuse will do this to you!"

 

[Bronwyn]

Her: I hope he knows what he's doing!

Him: Just call me the "postman": Sometimes I deliver in the wrong box!

 

[XXtraPrince]

"I've never been in the movies, but I have two golden globes! By the way - do you have a video camera?"

 

[Bronwyn]

Relax baby! I'm almost positive this is the way to your "G-spot"!!

 

[XXtraPrince]

"I'll bet that's what you tell ALL the girls!"