What's the above user's avatar thinking?

[SeaChild]

These apples are so good, that it almost balances out having to live amongst humans.

 

[Dark Desires]

[size=-2]Do you want to have some fun?[/size]

 

[sirix]

Here, I'll eat an apple, it will make me look like even more of an asshole.

 

[Dark Desires]

[size=-2]You are all too weak in my eyes.[/size]

 

[Pols Voice]

"I get to the center of an apple in one bite."

 

[Dark Desires]

[size=-2]I sense a deep disturbance in the force.[/size]

 

[Pols Voice]

"This isn't the poison apple I ordered..."

 

[Icelandic]

"IM A MONSTER! ;D"

 

[Dark Desires]

[size=-2]Why do people keep saying I look like KISS?[/size]

 

[Whispered Secret]

Maybe I'll grab some bananas tomorrow instead...

 

[Dark Desires]

[size=-2]If only the pink panther theme song was playing, everything would be perfect.[/size]

 

[NathanBros]

Looking good today...

 

[Whispered Secret]

Feeling a little edgy today...

 

[Pols Voice]

"Feeling a little fabulous today."

 

[sirix]

How do you think I got these tits, thighs and ass? There is a reason they are only skulls now.

 

[HeyThereLittleBear]

Pitiful, weak mortals.

 

[Pols Voice]

"I wonder what all the commotion is about out there."

 

[zenmaster]

"wonder if they'll be interested in a round of dodgeball"

 

[Dark Desires]

[size=-2]Wherever there is chaos I shall be there to end it, for I am a master of Zen, bringing peace to all is my goal.[/size]

 

[zenmaster]

(holy crap you just gave me the best idea for a Highlander style show/comic/story, I'm STEALING it as my own!)

"I should've dropped dead from apple overdose a long time ago... THEY LIED"

 

[Whispered Secret]

"Soon my plans will be complete, and I will rule them all"

 

[zenmaster]

(y'all waaay to kind with my thoughts, all I really think about is 'did I turn the stove off?" xD)

"Ugh... It's so hard being this fabulous"

 

[Dark Desires]

[size=-2](All I ask is for you to give a me a little credit for the idea.) For the last time you glorified ignoramus, skin heads and buddhist monks are not the same thing.[/size]

 

[Pols Voice]

"Your life is like this apple, it's short, but sweet. However with one little 'bite' it can be changed drastically, such as something like, getting hit by a bus, or a train. Or maybe even most dire of all... THIS APPLE!!" *chucks apple randomly at the readers of the comment*

 

[Revnarh]

I wonder how many flaming skulls I can juggle...

(I love cocoa and sexy demons...do you taste like cocoa? Please let me find out...)