What's the above user's avatar thinking?

[Dark Desires]

[size=-2]For the last time you nitwit, I am an Egyptian scarab beetle, a sacred one at that. (It's fine.)[/size]

 

[Fruit]

"Yes, go on. I'm listening"

 

[Dark Desires]

[size=-2]Soon they will all be working for me![/size]

 

[NathanBros]

Why the heck I'm eating this?!

 

[Dark Desires]

[size=-2]I might be an Italian plumber, living in the shadow of my older brother, but at I have my pride as a man, unlike you.[/size]

 

[Revnarh]

This apple is delicious, but I'm full...

 

[Dark Desires]

[size=-2]Need...more.. semen.[/size]

 

[Revnarh]

Maybe I should fuck that succubus...when she gives me a few apples.

 

[Dark Desires]

[size=-2]Eh..he doesn't look human, but I guess he will do for now.[/size]

 

[Revnarh]

Oh my...she tastes like apples!

 

[SeaChild]

Mmm! I love it when people taste my apples!~

 

[sirix]

Enjoy while you can, ill be getting dressed fully soon.

 

[SeaChild]

This darkness sure is handy. This way I can answer the door naked and no one will know the difference!

 

[Dark Desires]

[size=-2]What are you looking at? you sick pedophile.[/size]

 

[sirix]

Only two things matter, death............and apples.

 

[Dark Desires]

[size=-2]This is my happy face.[/size]

 

[Revnarh]

Mh...should I try other fruits too or only stick to apples?

 

[Dark Desires]

[size=-2]Today I rest, tomorrow I hunt.[/size]

 

[zenmaster]

"omnomnom nom nom"

(wouldn't be surprised if the joke was made before xD)

 

[Dark Desires]

[size=-2]Things are going according to plan...soon those insolent fools will know the true meaning of zen![/size]

 

[zenmaster]

(I like that one)
"I'm beginning to understand why they chose this fruit for the name of their company... nom nom"

 

[Pols Voice]

"Now that that's out of the way, shall we move on to business?"

 

[Dark Desires]

[size=-2]What a bunch of hot heads. (I try my best.)[/size]

 

[Pols Voice]

"I've been eating this apple for five hours now...and it's still fresh."

 

[Dark Desires]

[size=-2]How about a nice game of catch?[/size]