What's the above user's avatar thinking?

[Revnarh]

Oh, a sexy bunny girl! I wonder if she will like my carrot-shaped vibrator...

 

[Dark Desires]

[size=-2]Man or woman, it matters not as long as I get my fix.[/size]

 

[how_is_you]

"Wanna see my party trick?"

 

[sirix]

"ki."

 

[Dark Desires]

[size=-3]Humans are such bizarre creatures.[/size]

 

[Fruit]

I bet that baby tastes delicious!

 

[NathanBros]

Feeling a little insane today...

 

[HeyThereLittleBear]

Fucking Mario...

 

[Dark Desires]

[size=-2]Look at them, prancing around without a care in the world, while I work my fingers to the bone.[/size]

 

[HeyThereLittleBear]

Oh, this is gonna be good...

 

[Dark Desires]

[size=-2]The avatar above mine scares me a little.[/size]

 

[Fruit]

Say my name. Louder, I can't hear your. Its okay, your lips were made for something else anyways~

 

[Dark Desires]

[size=-2]Should I wait for Mr. J, before pursuing the bat or should I just go ahead and bring him the head of the bat? Decisions, decisions..[/size]

 

[Rudolph Quin]

"Oh thank God you're here! Take me quick! It's almost November and either Trump or Hillary will win!"

 

[Dark Desires]

[size=-2]Why does everyone keep staring at me? Is it the smile or perhaps my hair? [/size]

 

[Revnarh]

Ok, I got into position. Now stop teasing me and fuck me hard!

 

[Dark Desires]

[size=-2]I wonder who my next victim should be? Women aren't as fun as men, never tried a futanari person before, might as well give it a shot. What could go wrong?[/size]

 

[BlisteredBlood]

Woman: Hey look, I'm really trying here!
Grim Reaper: For the last time, I don't have a dick, you moron!

 

[Dark Desires]

[size=--2]There is just something about the misfortune of others that brings me great joy. [/size]

 

[Feral-Scarab]

"And so too shall you be eternally mine. For Death stops for no one...Death waits for no one...."

 

[BlisteredBlood]

Think of me as the chilled out vaporwave style of the scarab key from Aladdin, dude.

 

[Dark Desires]

[size=--2]Death metal rules! [/size]

 

[BlisteredBlood]

Aw dammit, not another one. I'm gonna be a virgin forever...

...Or am I?

 

[Dark Desires]

[size=-2]Perhaps if I maintain this pose long enough someone will notice me.[/size]

 

[Feral-Scarab]

"If I eat the entire apple...will that make me appear as more of an asshole or less of an asshole?" [[Again I apologize, watched a bit too much Cinemasins lately on youtube. If you've ever seen them you'll know what I am referring to. If not...and or for the sake of anyone else who has not seen them...they have a 'thing' about labeling characters who eat only part of an apple then tossing it aside as 'assholes.']]