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Little Things That Bother You

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Guys who think lesbians just want attention

Lesbians who just want attention

Lesbians who are "kinda sorta lesbians who claim you got them drunk when their gf catches you."

Lesbians who disrespect you in front of your gf, challenge you to a fight, then say you're not a man when you're about to hit them.
 
In NYC we have AG lesbians who more or less act like super aggressive hood niggahs for no reason. I've been threatened for:

Talking to a girl who smiled at me because her "gf"(turned out this was one sided) felt I should have asked her permission.

Accidentally bumping into someone

Letting someone's gf lean on me when she fell asleep.

Telling someone who was aggresively hitting on my friend that she was uncomfortable with saying no and to back off.

That being said, my self appointed godmother is a lesbian, rather nice lady.
 
Some gotta overcompensate for not having a dick.

Being woken up repeatedly by my cat throwing up. One: because it makes me shaky for a good half hour and Two: because I can't really help him and then have to clean up the mess. The joys of owning a long-haired cat.
 
Don't worry Hahvy x.x I'm the same. Plus I get grossed out easily, and it doesn't take much to put me in a gagging fit.

Having really slow internet -.- what the hell. It's annoying me, I can hardly even browse BMR!
 
I don't get grossed out as easily now. It's when the smell is unbearable that even I'm like "Okay, I give up. Where's a gas mask when you need one?"

Being hungry and then eating like a madman because you were hungry and then having to deal with a less-than-happy-stomach.
 
I would not mind having an lesbian experience with Minx. I am afterall the experimental one

Havvy sweetie you'd have to get me drunk to do anything to ma butt...

and Anansi... RAPE, like love is a four letter word, I will touch on you ^^

What bothers me is people in cars who cuss out the elderly for walking slow across the street... he is old you asshole you can't be in THAT much of a rush that you cannot wait 2 mins at a yellow light... its YELLOW for a reason SLOW DOWN ....
 
When my nose won't stop bleeding.
When the other people in my house don't even try to be stealthy when they know I'm sleeping on the couch. I mean seriously. Why do you need EVERY light on at 6 AM when you KNOW I'm on the couch? THE COUCH YOU BANISHED ME TO. You could at least try...
 
When sleeping on the couch you forget you are on said couch and roll over and O_O ow...

I want quiet and EVERYTHING IS so F***Kin LOUD

Homework on the first and last day of school
 
When trying to draw and the lines do not want to obey the orders coming from my head.

Wanting to draw but feeling to burned out to try.
 
Anansi said:
People who hate butt stuff but have never given it a chance.
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Well I've given anal a try but only when drunk... I can't feel the pain then but I am not all for anal...

I mean... its a butt... I know some say its tighter than the vag but still... frikken ow
 
Yoshie said:
Well I've given anal a try but only when drunk... I can't feel the pain then but I am not all for anal...

I mean... its a butt... I know some say its tighter than the vag but still... frikken ow
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If done properly, there's actually no pain whatsoever when doing anal. >.> *Is totally an expert on the subject.*
 
Anansi said:
People who hate butt stuff but have never given it a chance.
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I have never had "butt sex" and I don't ever plan on having it. :) By the same token, I've never participated in scat or watersports, and you can bet your eye teeth I'm never giving "those" a chance either. Just ICK!!

But hey, to each his own. As for me and my ass? We decide what does and does NOT go in there. *Winks*
 
When you go to a fancy resturant and the people sitting at the table across from you brings like seven kids and the kids are all slobs.
 
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