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Oh my god! I'm a mini meteoroid! When did that happen? Oh yeah, banned for making me realize that I lost my space junk virginity.
 
Banned for using the Edgar Rice Burroughs's Sith name in the stolen unoriginal context of George Lucas's Planet Wars: Return of the Lord's Ring thing'ma bopper thingity things, whatever those three movies were.

Uh huh. Yeah I know what I just diddidy did there. Pa-ba-pa-ba-da-da <-- Soft fluffy slipper dancity dance right there.

Of course I know about George Lucas's derivative Star Trek work. I was just kidding. So don't write in about that.

Although, I honestly first hope Harrison Ford's broken middle finger is feeling better. Aw. Poor guy. Michael JJ Bay shouldn't have made you work so hard.
 
Revnarh said:
Your inner geek/nerd is showinh. Banned.
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Banned for saying I have a geek inside me right now.

First of I haven't dated one in a while -- well, Ok, I didn't know he was. His life experiences seemed well rounded. And when did geeks start going to the gym? Hmm, arms. Maybe he was a nerd (?).

Oh yeah, and secondly, I would never post to Blue Moon's Games during sex. That would be rude, typing away on the phone like that while getting nailed. Well, unless the guy has his eyes closed. Hello dude. Look at me or my chest while hammering. Or in other positions, the rear. It's perfect. I don't even require eyes locked, just focused attention on me. That's all.

Maybe it's because such guys masturbate too much. So much, that they must use their inner spank bank fantasies to hit that one high note place in their brains, when, hello, this spankable bank is right there visually and tactilely in front of them. Don't be closing your eyes.

After all, I want a guy to be fascinated with me. I want to be the reason they get off, not some photoshopped porno picture in their mind during the final throws before they blow.

Oh my. Where did everyone go? Hello?
 
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