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You know you_______ too much when _______ happens...{edited}

You know you work too much when you cook for 300 people instead of 3 for dinner.

You know you have a fascination with socks when...
 
You know you engage in intercourse too much when you regret having sex with a banana for the fith time that day.

You know you hate your neighbor too much when...
 
You try to upvote everything, including the cat in your living room.

You know you're on Imgur too much when...
 
You know you make high quality rips too much when you get paper cuts from your tears.

You know you've made too many New Year's resolutions when...
 
... You start having sexual fantasies with Toucan Sam.

You know you cry too much when...
 
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...you need a forklift to get up from the table.


You know you've listened to too much music when...
 
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