You know you_______ too much when _______ happens...{edited}

[Revnarh]

People start treating you like a cat instead of a person and you act like a kitten.

You know you work too much when...

 

[TheLegendBeyond]

You know you work too much when you cook for 300 people instead of 3 for dinner.

You know you have a fascination with socks when...

 

[Artemis Dreaming]

It's all that you ever wear.

You know you dance too much when...

 

[Revnarh]

There are moves named after you.

You know you love rocks too much when...

 

[Lord David Booyah]

...you are Zoe. {I've always HATED Rocko}

You know you engage in intercourse too much when...

 

[TheLegendBeyond]

You know you engage in intercourse too much when you regret having sex with a banana for the fith time that day.

You know you hate your neighbor too much when...

 

[Revnarh]

You burn his house down after torturing him/her for months.

You know you love your pets too much when...

 

[Lord David Booyah]

...you have more pets than you have fistant family members.

You just know you mess with girls text too much when...

 

[Revnarh]

You turn into a human version of Skynet for autocorrect.

You know you have too much sex when...

 

[Lord David Booyah]

You find yourself getting RP anxiety when you’ve been away for more than an hour (like me...)

You know you’re on Reddit too much when...

 

[Olea]

You try to upvote everything, including the cat in your living room.

You know you're on Imgur too much when...

 

[Pazzo]

...you find dirty pictures of your math teacher.

You know you're on YouTube TOO MUCH when...

 

[Revnarh]

You find videos of you sleeping posted by your stalker.

You know you're on Facebook too much when...

 

[Lord David Booyah]

That's all you do When you break off an ERP and hear your uncle crying in the other room.

You know you make high quality rips too much when...

 

[Blurugirl]

You know you make high quality rips too much when you get paper cuts from your tears.

You know you've made too many New Year's resolutions when...

 

[Lord David Booyah]

You know you’ve made too many New Years resolutions when your television has lower resolution than you do.

You just know you’ve consumed too many lööps when...

 

[Seranda]

... You start having sexual fantasies with Toucan Sam.

You know you cry too much when...

 

[Cantarella]

... your eyes constantly feel swollen.

You know when you've had too much to drink when...

 

[Seranda]

... You stand up and realize that you can't.

You know you fap too much when...

 

[Doctor Manhattan]

...you literally can't even stand up because you have no energy left. Too much fapping!

You know you've eaten too much when...

 

[Sync]

...you need a forklift to get up from the table.


You know you've listened to too much music when...

 

[Doctor Manhattan]

...your brain constantly rings out the lyrics to "Hey Ya!" and you immediately start dancing in random places.

You know you've paid too much for gas when...