Well, I have two one sexual, one non-sexual.
Non-sexual: Was running for about two miles, went to turn around on a road where the pavement met a gravel road, stepped on a rock and destroyed my ankle. It was like the third time that happened, so after the initial shock of pain it nearly felt good. Started laughing.
Sexual: Pulled out too far while pounding someone from behind and slammed into their pubic bone/clit. Hurt SO bad, and came at the same time. Wasn't even near cumming before it happened.
By the way, normally I'm the one doing the hurting, not getting hurt. Just to set the record straight.
To the person below me: If you had to change the way you looked drastically without getting plastic surgery, what color hair dye, eye contacts and makeup style would you use?