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[Father Figure]

The OBGYN when they give me a Pap smear. (Color me surprised when things took a wrong turn.)

What group has the smallest dick size?

 

[Velvet Kitty]

The Home for Sex-Addicted Lepers.

What is your preferred sex offense?

 

[Father Figure]

The Dallas Cowboys

What do you wish a man would do for you in bed?

 

[Velvet Kitty]

Optimize my tax burden while I repay my sleep debt.

What would you do as a wingman/wingwoman?

 

[Tassu]

Steal the guy/girl.

Which band you'd like to fuck?

 

[Father Figure]

Ultraviolet

What do you eat after a good fuck?

 

[Le Boujie Rouge]

Candy canes

How hard should you spank your partner?

 

[Father Figure]

Mohs Scale of Hardness 10

What is the most illegal place to put a penis?

 

[Tassu]

In your pants.

What's your best tip for oral sex?

 

[Father Figure]

Always bring a knife.

Safest way to practice anal?

 

[Lockdown]

Taking laxatives a couple hours before to clean out your system.

What’s a sexier number than 69?

 

[Velvet Kitty]

Yours.

How do you put out a come-on?

 

[Tassu]

By kissing them

How do you use knife in tye bedroom?

 

[Le Boujie Rouge]

To cut the ropes when you're done.

How many orgasms should you have in a week?

 

[ella]

Once is more than enough, don't spoil me!

How do you know he's the one?

 

[Tassu]

He laughs when he calls you stupid.

What's your best DIY sex toy.

 

[Iron and Wine]

Thai eggplant (the round green ones).

What is the proper "ass out" ratio for a professionally courteous hug?