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The OBGYN when they give me a Pap smear. (Color me surprised when things took a wrong turn.)

What group has the smallest dick size?
 
The Home for Sex-Addicted Lepers.

What is your preferred sex offense?
 
Optimize my tax burden while I repay my sleep debt.

What would you do as a wingman/wingwoman?
 
Taking laxatives a couple hours before to clean out your system.

What’s a sexier number than 69?
 
Yours.

How do you put out a come-on?
 
He laughs when he calls you stupid.

What's your best DIY sex toy.
 
Thai eggplant (the round green ones).

What is the proper "ass out" ratio for a professionally courteous hug?
 
What is the proper "ass out" ratio for a professionally courteous hug?

According to George Washington's Rules of Civility & Decent Behavior in Company and Conversation:
If the sound of your vertebrae popping is louder than 60dB, you've got the proper angle.



What is a socially acceptable pitch of a wolf whistle aimed at a bride as she walks down the isle?
 
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