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[Lockdown]

The missionary. It gives him time to let him know you’re coming “Oh god, I’m coming!”

The best sex toy is…

 

[Father Figure]

Your mom.

The best lubricant for sex use is....?

 

[Tassu]

Sriracha.

The best time and place for sex is...?

 

[reverie.]

just after midnight in a very dark alley

what's the best after-sex snack?

 

[Tassu]

Dog food.

How often you cum?

 

[reverie.]

once every full moon

how do you keep your partner restrained to the bed during sex?

 

[Father Figure]

The Bonds of Matrimony

Can you tell me where to find the clitoris?

 

[Velvet Kitty]

In my backyard, six feet under.

What's the best thing your partner can say after sex?

 

[Father Figure]

"Call 911!"

What's your favorite type of porn?

 

[Velvet Kitty]

Mein Kampf

What is your spirit animal?

 

[Tassu]

Horny Mongoose.

Which celebrity you'd like to fuck?

 

[east]

Kermit the Frog

whats the sexiest body part?

 

[Velvet Kitty]

A parasitic twin.

Where do you keep your toys?

 

[Tassu]

In the dishwasher.

Where do you get your toys?

 

[Velvet Kitty]

The local church.

What scent sets the mood?

 

[Tassu]

Cat vomit.

How many people you've slept with?

 

[Velvet Kitty]

Your phone number.

How do you get someone's number?

 

[Tassu]

You slam them into a wall and strangle them until they squeak it out.

How do you ask someone for a date?

 

[reverie.]

you put your hands between their legs and squeeze three times

how can you tell if someone wants to fuck you?

 

[Tassu]

They tell you no.

What should you never do in the bedroom?

 

[Velvet Kitty]

Be allowed to cum.

What's your best aphrodisiac?

 

[Tassu]

Depression.

How often one should have sex?

 

[Father Figure]

2.1 times for procreation purposes only.

Preferred orifice for penetration?

 

[Velvet Kitty]

Cranial entry wound.

Most effective contraceptive?

 

[Tassu]

Coolaid.

Best person to bring in for a threesome?