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[Father Figure]

Kanye West

Which sex act should be made illegal?

 

[Prose]

Banana peeling

Who has the largest penis in recorded history?

 

[Lockdown]

Bigfoot because you know what they say about big feet.

Where’s the best place to have a quickie?

 

[Le Boujie Rouge]

At Speedway

How do you cool off after sex?

 

[Tassu]

Round two.

What's the best sex advice you've ever been given?

 

[Le Boujie Rouge]

Never ever open your eyes.

Who do you invite to a threesome with your partner?

 

[Father Figure]

Conjoined Twins so that it's a foursome.

Safest place to insert a penis?

 

[Kitten]

In a jar of Hellmann's Mayo.

Most thrilling place to have sex?

 

[Father Figure]

On top of an anthill. Genitalia covered in honey an optional thrill.

Most tragic historical event that occurred during intercourse?

 

[Prose]

The volcanic demise of Pompeii in A.D. 79, you know somebody was doin' it.

Where is the best public place to streak naked?

 

[Tassu]

Presidential palace in Kabul

What's the best way to find porn you like?

 

[Le Boujie Rouge]

Search from your school's computer lab

Why are you horny today?

 

[Father Figure]

Because I have a hernia.

Does the size of a man's foot really mean he has a big dick?

 

[Le Boujie Rouge]

People have it backwards. The size of their foot depends on the size of their dick.

What is the sexiest kind of underwear?

 

[Father Figure]

You're not asking the right question, the real question should be what is the ugliest kind of outernaked?

What is ChatGPTs favorite smut novel?

 

[Velvet Kitty]

"Androids Do Dream of Electric Sheep"

What's the best thing about sex in zero gravity?

 

[Dr Bellwright]

Getting an orgasm simultaneously with head trauma.

What’s the best lingerie for the first date?

 

[Velvet Kitty]

The kind with voice-activated vibrators tuned to your date's voice.

Where's the best place for a first date?

 

[Tassu]

Prison

How did you lose your virginity?

 

[Velvet Kitty]

Defective bicycle saddle.

What is the optimal attendance for an orgy?

 

[Tassu]

You and your family.

What's the best way to chastize a brat?

 

[Le Boujie Rouge]

Write a diss track about them

How do you convince your lover to bend over?

 

[Lockdown]

To trick them into picking something up.

How do you approach your lover?

 

[Velvet Kitty]

On all fours, doused in lupine pheromones.

How do you tell if your partner is the one?

 

[Le Boujie Rouge]

First check if there's anyone else besides them in the bedroom.

Who would you spread your legs for?