Wrong Answers Only [ R - Rated ]

[reverie.]

WRONG ANSWERS ONLY
R - RATED


Wrong Answers Only is a game where you must answer ALL the questions WRONG.


e x a m p l e s :

what is your favorite sex position?
downward facing dog

where do you prefer to have sex?
on the moon

what is your favorite sex toy?
car wheels


try to be creative! this is supposed to be H I L A R I O U S.


i can start with
where do you buy sex toys?
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[Lockdown]

Easy. Toys are us.

Where is the best place to have sex?

 

[Father Figure]

Uranus.

What's the sexiest thing someone can say to you?

 

[Lockdown]

When she whispers in my ear, “Geico can save you 15% or more on car insurance”

What’s the best sex position for a (MFM) threesome?

 

[NahRider]

Possibly the closest one to the window.

How long do you usually last in bed?

 

[reverie.]

three and a half years, give or take

what kind of sounds do you make when you cum?

 

[Tassu]

I imitate your father's voice.

What's the best sex toy?

 

[Sync]

Your momma.


How dirty is "dirty talk"?

 

[NahRider]

Not at all! Everyone - young, old, men, women, even our pets - should get theirs at least once a year.

What are you using as a lube?

 

[Tassu]

Tabasco sauce.

How did you lose your virginity?

 

[Elembivos]

By accident on my way home through a forest. I must have dropped it and no matter how hard I searched, I just couldn't find it.

What is your naughtiest fantasy?

 

[Father Figure]

Being impaled by Dracula.

Where would you put whip cream on your lover?

 

[NahRider]

Somewhere public, probably in a park

What did you name your vagina/cock?

 

[Sync]

Vlad the Impaler


What body part do you enjoy licking the most?

 

[Father Figure]

The stapes.

What is the weirdest place you've ever had sex?

 

[NahRider]

On Santa's lap at the mall

What is your favourite foreplay?

 

[Sync]

The one that happens before I turn up. >.>


Which hole is your favourite?

 

[Tassu]

Nostril

Who you would like to fuck?

 

[Father Figure]

Margaret Thatcher

What object would you insert during sex?

 

[Tassu]

Balloon.

Where you would want to have sex?

 

[Lockdown]

At McDonalds because I’ll be “lovin’ it”

What’s the best sex position? And why is it missionary?

 

[Fly.a.KitE]

Because it’s better for him when I do literally nothing to help.

What is the best way to pop a cherry?

 

[TheCloaked]

At the Doctors office, in a cold sterile environment, using the special Cherry Poppin scalpel and it's only about $150 USD

What was your record amount of orgasms in a row without a break?