Metropolis rose from the horizon, its towering skyscrapers reflecting the morning sun like polished glass. Unlike Gotham, which loomed with gothic spires and permanent shadows, Metropolis felt open—too open. The city practically glowed, its streets neat and shining, its skyline marked by the unmistakable golden orb spinning atop the Daily Planet. Selina smirked to herself. It was a city designed for someone like Superman: bright, hopeful, and unashamedly grandiose. No dark alleys or winding streets to slink through unnoticed. If Gotham was a panther, Metropolis was a golden retriever.
The car ride had been easy enough—if you didn't count the endless teasing between Alfred and Bruce. Selina had leaned against the leather seat, sipping her coffee and letting their back-and-forth flow around her like warm air. She knew Alfred was sharp as a whip, but she hadn't quite expected him to be so…cheeky. She loved it of course.
"Oh, don't worry, Miss Kyle. Master Wayne has only been talking about Metropolis all week. You'd think he was proposing to the city." Alfred had merely hummed. "Let's hope you don't ruin your suit grovelling on the steps of city hall, sir."
Selina had simply grinned and watched Bruce sink into the seat beside her, defeated. It was always fun watching someone else outwit him.
Now, as they stepped into the elevator of the Daily Planet, Selina began to truly feel the weight of their entrance. The ride had been smooth, the streets almost welcoming, but here? Here, there were people. People with cameras. People with smartphones. People staring. At her. At them.
She exhaled through her nose, tilting her face away as the elevator doors slid shut. As if that would stop the murmurs. She could practically hear the tabloid headlines writing themselves. Bruce Wayne's latest fling caught slumming it in Metropolis! Mysterious Gotham woman or something worse?
Bruce bumped his hip against hers, pulling her from her thoughts. "Thank you for coming out with me."
Selina arched a brow, giving him an exaggerated once-over before returning the gesture with her own playful bump. "You're welcome. But next time, you're proving just how charming you really are first."
The elevator hummed along, the numbers climbing. Just as she was beginning to relax, Bruce threw out a curveball.
"By the way, how do you know Batman? I saw that batarang. It looks real."
Selina had been settling into the ride, her usual confidence wrapping around her like a second skin, until Bruce's question sliced through the moment like a well-aimed...well a well-aimed batarang. Her posture stiffened, though only for a fraction of a second—just long enough for her mind to race through a dozen possible answers. He'd noticed the batarang. Of course he had. That damn thing had been on her fridge for months, a little trophy from one of their late-night games of cat and bat. Still, she hadn't expected Bruce to bring it up, in an elevator of all places, with nowhere to slink away to. She turned her head slightly, catching the teasing glint in his eyes, and willed herself to look just as nonchalant.
Selina's lips curled into a slow, feline smile. "Oh, Bats and I? We're good friends. Well, acquaintances. I borrowed it from him. He's very generous."
Bruce narrowed his eyes. Before he could pry further, the elevator dinged open.
The bullpen was chaos. Organised chaos, but chaos nonetheless. Phones rang, reporters paced, papers flew from desk to desk. The energy of it buzzed around them like a living thing. Selina followed Bruce through the room, her gaze flicking over names on desks.
Then, out of nowhere, a firm hand caught Bruce's arm.
"What are you doing here, Bruce?"
Selina blinked, recognition flashing in her mind. The guy from the circus. The one with the camera.
Bruce recovered quickly, offering up introductions. "Clark Kent, this is my…" He hesitated, eyes darting around. Smart. Even he knew the vultures were circling. He leaned in, whispering, "My girlfriend, Selina Kyle. But she's trying to lay low."
Clark's brow lifted slightly before turning his attention to Selina.
Selina smirked, shaking his hand. "No camera today? I almost didn't recognise you."
Clark let out a sheepish laugh.
"Nice to meet you Clark." Selina smiled, but her stomach twisted. She could feel the room's eyes still on them, like waiting wolves.
And just like that, Bruce was being pulled away. Some suited executive type approaching, shaking hands, talking about signatures and contracts. He shot her an apologetic glance, but Selina waved him off. "Go on, billionaire. I'll be fine."
As Bruce disappeared into an office, Selina turned back to find the bullpen's focus shifting. More than a few reporters were eyeing her pointedly, notebooks half-raised, fingers itching for quotes.
Then, a tall woman with shoulder-length brown hair approached.
Lois Lane.
Selina had never met her, but she knew of her. Lois was dressed sharply—blouse tucked into high-waisted slacks, a press badge clipped to her belt. The kind of woman who could smell a good story from miles away.
Lois offered a smile, polite but firm. "Miss Kyle, would you mind if we talked?"
Selina crossed her arms, shifting her weight onto one leg. "Is this a chat, or an interview?"
Lois gave her a knowing look. "That depends on how much you like talking."
Selina pursed her lips in mock thought. "Well, I do enjoy a good conversation."
With a chuckle, Lois gestured to her desk, guiding Selina smoothly into a chair before pulling out a small recording device. She flicked it on, her expression calm but intent. "Alright, let's start simple. You and Bruce Wayne. What's the story?"
Selina smiled. "Oh, isn't it obvious? He's very rich, you know."
Lois snorted. "And here I was expecting a heartfelt romance."
Lois leaned forward slightly, tapping her nails against her desk as she studied Selina with an amused smirk. "Alright, let's cut to the chase. What's the deal with you and Bruce Wayne? How did that happen?"
Selina reclined in her chair, crossing one leg over the other. "Well, Lois, I was strolling through Gotham one night, saw this poor little billionaire looking lost and helpless, and I thought—why not? He could use some guidance." She flashed a teasing smile. "Or, you know, he just kept showing up until I gave in. Hard to say."
Lois chuckled, clearly not buying it. "Come on, Selina. The whole world wants to know. Gotham's most eligible bachelor finally settles down, and it's with you? What makes you different from all the other women he's been seen with?"
Selina feigned a thoughtful expression. "I suppose it's my sparkling personality. Or maybe my ability to keep up with him—most people find that exhausting." She gave a sly shrug. "Or, you know… I'm just really, really good at getting into places I shouldn't be."
Lois arched a brow. "Are we still talking about relationships, or is this turning into a confession?"
Selina smirked. "That depends—are you recording this?"
Lois lifted the small device she had placed on the desk and gave it a tap. "You tell me."
Selina's lips curled mischievously as she nonchalantly slid the recorder closer to her. "I plead the fifth."
Lois leaned back, clearly enjoying herself. "Alright, let's try something easier. What's the best and worst thing about dating Bruce Wayne?"
Selina drummed her fingers against the armrest. "Best thing? He's got this whole brooding, tortured, 'I carry the weight of the world on my shoulders' thing going on—it's very dramatic. Great for the aesthetic." She winked. "Worst thing? He actually carries the weight of the world on his shoulders. Try getting a guy like that to take a day off."
Lois laughed. "Yeah, that tracks. So tell me, what's a typical date night like for you two?"
Selina tilted her head. "Define 'typical.' Because with Bruce, that can mean anything from dinner at a five-star restaurant to scaling rooftops in the dead of night." She smirked at Lois' curious expression. "I mean intensive rooftop parkour challenges, of course. It's all the rage in Gotham."
Lois gave her a knowing look. "Uh-huh. And if you weren't with Bruce Wayne, what would you be doing right now?"
Selina stretched her arms dramatically. "Sleeping in, stealing art, maybe lounging on a yacht somewhere… hard to say."
Lois laughed again, shaking her head. "You're impossible."
Selina grinned. "I try."
Lois leaned in, eyes twinkling with curiosity. "Alright, tell me this—how does Bruce Wayne really wake up in the morning? Does he roll out of bed perfectly groomed like some kind of billionaire Ken doll, or is he a complete mess?"
Selina smirked, twirling a strand of hair around her finger. "Oh, he tries to be put-together first thing in the morning, but I've caught him—hair sticking up in about five different directions, squinting at the coffee machine like it personally offended him. Very tragic." She sighed theatrically. "And yet, somehow, still unfairly handsome. It's a real problem."
Lois chuckled. "And what about you? How does a woman like Selina Kyle start her day?"
Selina leaned back, feigning deep thought. "That depends. Am I waking up in Gotham? In Metropolis? Somewhere I technically shouldn't be?" She gave Lois a teasing look. "Let's just say I'm flexible with my routine."
Lois smirked. "Speaking of flexibility—what's the biggest perk of dating Bruce Wayne?"
Selina's lips curled mischievously. "Oh, that's easy. The cars. Have you seen his garage? It's like a playground for grown-ups with a taste for speed." She sighed dramatically. "Unfortunately, someone doesn't trust me with the keys as often as I'd like."
Lois raised a brow. "Can't imagine why."
Selina gave her an innocent look. "Me neither."
Lois grinned, tapping her pen against her notepad. "Okay, now the real question—has he ever tried to cook for you?"
Selina snorted. "Oh, Lois… no. And I thank the gods every day for it." She shook her head. "Bruce Wayne can do a lot of things, but putting him in front of a stove is a crime waiting to happen."
Lois chuckled. "Duly noted. So, last one—if you had to describe your relationship with Bruce in one word, what would it be?"
Selina tapped a finger against her chin, then grinned. "Unpredictable."
Lois laughed. "That's probably the best answer I could've expected."
Selina winked. "Trust me, it's the only honest one."
Lois smirked. "Any plans for today after he's done here?"
Selina stretched her arms over the chair, looking utterly relaxed. "Haven't decided. What's good in Metropolis?"
As Lois clicked off the recorder, Selina let out a slow breath, realising just how much of what she'd said had been absolute nonsense. Not one answer had been real—not truly. Sure, there were slivers of truth woven into her playful words, but the core of it? Lies. Or at least, deflections. And she wasn't even sure why she'd done it, not until she sat there, watching Lois scribble notes, and felt a quiet, protective heat bloom in her chest. She had misjudged Bruce once—fallen for the carefully crafted mask the tabloids had painted of him, the billionaire playboy with more money than sense. But now she knew better. She'd seen the man beneath it all—the one who brooded at his desk late into the night, who cared too much and carried the weight of Gotham on shoulders already bruised from battles no one would ever hear about. And maybe that was why she couldn't bring herself to offer up anything real, anything true. Because this was theirs. And Bruce, for all his ridiculous wealth and maddening nobility, wasn't just some headline for people to gawk at. He was hers to protect, too.
Lois listed off some suggestions—restaurants, a museum, some swanky rooftop bars. All while Selina listened intently… and subtly swiped the recording device right from under her nose...and then the notepad.
When Lois finally wrapped up, she extended a hand. "Thanks for your time, Selina. This was fun."
Selina took her hand with a sly grin. "Oh, the pleasure was all mine."
As she walked away, she threw the notepad in the trash and tucked the recording device into her pocket with a quiet chuckle. Lois Lane might be good. But Selina Kyle was better.