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*Cackles out loud laughing!* RD!!! That is NOT his penis! *Squints and stares up at the silver moon for a moment* ...or, is it? >_>
 
"I think it is....I mean looky there you can totally see his balls! See right there!" RD said as he pointed up at the naked cowboy while snuggling Camille closer.
 
*Squints harder* Oh Lord, RD! That's not the cowboy's balls! Those are the horse's nuts!! *Snickers and buries her face in his shirt collar as she snuggles in tighter* You city folk don't get out much do ya! :p
 
Ohhhhh those are the horses nuts! Alright. Hey I go camping! Just..not as often as I'd like...so more important question if that's the horse then where is the naked cowboy? *wraps arms around Camille*
 
*Shakes her head and throws one jean-clad leg over his, sighing softly* Thanks RD. I'm never ever going to be able to look up at the moon in a pure way! *Snickers* A nekkid cowboy and a horse with BIG nuts! That's all I'll see now!
 
*buries head in hair then looks up at moon* I hope I'm not being offensive to anyone but...is it still refereed to as "seeing each other" if two blind people are dating? I honestly am kind of confused about that, because they can't see so isn't it offensive to call it that? then again wouldn't it be offensive to call it something else?
 
*Rolls eyes* You're silly! Of course they wouldn't be "seeing" each other. They'd be "feeling" each other! :p

Do you know how Helen Keller discovered masturbation? *Whispers* She was trying to read her own lips!

(And with that, I bid you goodnight! LOL!)
 
*hugs Camille before she leaves* Bye! OH! Do you know why T-rexs are so pissed off? They can't masturbate because of how small their arms are.
 
*Kisses his cheek and slips out from his arms, laughing* You're bad, RD! :p Good night! And don't be finding any more "porn" in my moon! ;)
 
*The cowgirl frowns and shakes her head as she tentatively loops one arm around RD's waist* So what's next? Star constellations that represent sex positions? *Points in mock exaggeration* "Oh, lookie there! It's the "Doggie"! And wait! What's that? The "Big Missionary" and the "Little Missionary"? *Smirks*
 
Ewwww!! *Covers her ears with the palms of her hands while chanting loudly* LA LA LA LA LA LA LA LA LA! I CAN'T HEAR YOU! LA LA LA LA LA LA LA! :p
 
*Laughs and pulls his shirt up over his head so he can't see ANYTHING!*


I'll teach you!

*Begins to tickle him and poke him in the ribs mercilessly!*
 
*has shirt over eyes* Uhhhh....I'm not ticklish there, or anywhere else really. So HA! *Looks at shirt* Hmmm....I think I spilled some ketchup on here.
 
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