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"The bowers whereat, in dreams, I see
The wantonest singing birds,
Are lips-and all thy melody
Of lip-begotten words-

Thine eyes, in Heaven of heart enshrined
Then desolately fall,
O God! on my funereal mind
Like starlight on a pall-

Thy heart-thy heart!-I wake and sigh,
And sleep to dream till day
Of the truth that gold can never buy-
Of the baubles that it may."

-Edgar Allan Poe "To--"
 
"It's just a party!"
"Yeah, and hell is just a sauna."
- Ten Things I Hate About You
 
"My only comfort is the sin I bleed for. Hope is gone, it will never be the same." Trivium, Poison, the Knife, or the Noose
 
"I delivered a set of twins to a sixteen-year-old girl and you know what she said?"

"I'm a crackwhore who should have made my skeezy boyfriend wear a condom?"

"Close, but no."

-10 things I hate about you
 
Me: I would've just punched her in the titty.

Me: Heath Ledger was so hot. Why couldn't somebody who was -- never mind. I'm not even going to say that.

I <3 that movie.

Full conversation of my first quote:
Dad: Hi... where're we going?
Bianca: Well, if you must know... a small study group of friends.
Walter Stratford: Otherwise known as an orgy?
Chastity: Mr. Stratford, it's just a party!
Walter Stratford: And hell is just a sauna.
 
"I'm not a beef-eater. Probably why I don't have a boyfriend." -my fucking mom :/
 
Me: I'll put a fucking curse on you.
Random dude messing with me: What, are you a Satanist?
Me:... Yes.
Dude looks away nervously
 
"You were meat-gazing. You're so gay, you were totally gazing at my meat right now." -My Barber to one of his colleagues
 
"We all live under the same sky, but we don't all have the same horizon."
--Konrad Adenauer
 
"The greatest of faults, I should say, is to be conscious of none." - Thomas Carlyle
 
"A long dispute means that both parties are wrong."
-Voltaire

*coughPVPcough*
 
"No diabetic has ever cooked their insulin in a spoon before injecting it, so yes its safe to say he's a junkie. " -Me

War determines not who is right, only who is left" - Bertrand Russel

"So you've never had sex with protection?"
I didn't need any
"Why not?"
I was in my house
"Yes..we all know you can't get STD's in your own house" -Friends during never have I ever after learning one of them had never used a condom
 
Fuck. I love "My Drunk Texts"

(626): She told me she puts a tampon in after sex to soak up the semen...
 
"WHAT!? I'll stab him! Stab stab! ...with my penis! >:3"

First text: *Offers flashlight :D*
Second Text: To help brighten your day!

All of the above were my boyfriend xD;
 
"Shay, you're a bitch." - Buzzi
"Why?" - Me
"You know way too much shit about me."

Never have I Ever is an epic game. Especially when you know EVERYTHING.
 
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